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Winter Olympics plunged into crisis as athletes deplete entire stock of 10,000 free condoms
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See - it's not just us at home getting hornier and hornier watching the Olympics.
As Wikipedia says:
»In 2021, the IOC approved the addition of the word "together", after an en dash, to the motto. It now reads "Citius, Altius, Fortius – Communiter", Latin for "Faster, Higher, Stronger – Together"«
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olympic_symbols#Motto_and_creed
@TheBreadmonkey Only 10,000? They weren't expecting the party to last the weekend, were they?
@TheBreadmonkey Will these pronatalists stop at nothing!
@TheBreadmonkey How many bad puns? WTF!, The fuckers! etc.
@TheBreadmonkey tbf, if they were special olympics ones I would grab a handful as souvenirs.
There’s probably a joke about 5 rings in there somewhere too.
@TheBreadmonkey What's scary is anecdotally from previous games, the burn rate increases as the games go on. Athletes refrain, or at least restrain, before their own event. Afterwards training is over and it's food, drink, and sex.
@TheBreadmonkey I hope there’s a 24 hour pharmacy nearby.
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Someone may just have to buy a condom, if this keeps up.
@TheBreadmonkey oh dear so they'll have to go the chemist's...!
Of course they were going to run out. Everyone wants to take home Olympic-themed condoms to brag about to their mates. "I got a gold medal in FREESTYLE, babe!"
So many jokes
@TheBreadmonkey "Olympian eh? So where did you finish?"
Etc etc etc.
@TheBreadmonkey always wondered what biathlon actually was
@TheBreadmonkey They don't call it Curling for nothing.
I'm not sure I understand the euphemism 😅
@TheBreadmonkey The essence of curling is getting the rocks off.
@TheBreadmonkey Once tried to buy a pack of 144 condoms, I was arrested for gross indecency.