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Scary Austin VOTED 4 HARRIS!
Scary Austin VOTED 4 HARRIS!
@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social  ·  activity timestamp 5 hours ago

Meanwhile Jeff Bezos be like:

Andreas Hagermann on some platform posts a screenshot from Whole Foods telling him "One of the items in your Whole Foods Market order is out of stock, please review substitution options"
It says 12 long stem roses are out of stock and suggests an organic red bell pepper.

Andreas says "Can't wait to surprise my wife with an organic red bell pepper!"
Andreas Hagermann on some platform posts a screenshot from Whole Foods telling him "One of the items in your Whole Foods Market order is out of stock, please review substitution options" It says 12 long stem roses are out of stock and suggests an organic red bell pepper. Andreas says "Can't wait to surprise my wife with an organic red bell pepper!"
Andreas Hagermann on some platform posts a screenshot from Whole Foods telling him "One of the items in your Whole Foods Market order is out of stock, please review substitution options" It says 12 long stem roses are out of stock and suggests an organic red bell pepper. Andreas says "Can't wait to surprise my wife with an organic red bell pepper!"
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Scary Austin VOTED 4 HARRIS!
Scary Austin VOTED 4 HARRIS!
@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 5 hours ago

I guess it's sexy if you're a fembot? 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Scary Austin VOTED 4 HARRIS!
Scary Austin VOTED 4 HARRIS!
@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 5 hours ago

#Wildlife accounts are killing it today

#ValentinesDay

From the Oklahoma Dept of Wildlife, a picture of a mule deer against a pink background with a bow pattern
Text reads "roses are grey, violets are blue, i can't see warm hues but i would like to see you"
From the Oklahoma Dept of Wildlife, a picture of a mule deer against a pink background with a bow pattern Text reads "roses are grey, violets are blue, i can't see warm hues but i would like to see you"
From the Oklahoma Dept of Wildlife, a picture of a mule deer against a pink background with a bow pattern Text reads "roses are grey, violets are blue, i can't see warm hues but i would like to see you"
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Scary Austin VOTED 4 HARRIS!
Scary Austin VOTED 4 HARRIS!
@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 5 hours ago

Oh fuck, Orban is in the White House? And you wonder why hearts and flowers are canceled.

Roses are red
Trump is stank
Let's run over Viktor Orban
With a tank

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Scary Austin VOTED 4 HARRIS!
Scary Austin VOTED 4 HARRIS!
@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 4 hours ago

I love that Orban is at least having to asphyxiate on diaper fumes.

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Scary Austin VOTED 4 HARRIS!
Scary Austin VOTED 4 HARRIS!
@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 4 hours ago

So we're just going nuts with these poems today, aren't we?

Repost of @sharpshootress on some platform saying "Roses are red, violets are cheap," then she posts a headline that says "HUMANS ARE LESS MONOGAMOUS THAN BEAVERS BUT MORE MONOGAMOUS THAN SHEEP."
Image shows the lower legs of a man and a woman embracing on a pier over a lake.
Repost of @sharpshootress on some platform saying "Roses are red, violets are cheap," then she posts a headline that says "HUMANS ARE LESS MONOGAMOUS THAN BEAVERS BUT MORE MONOGAMOUS THAN SHEEP." Image shows the lower legs of a man and a woman embracing on a pier over a lake.
Repost of @sharpshootress on some platform saying "Roses are red, violets are cheap," then she posts a headline that says "HUMANS ARE LESS MONOGAMOUS THAN BEAVERS BUT MORE MONOGAMOUS THAN SHEEP." Image shows the lower legs of a man and a woman embracing on a pier over a lake.
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