When my 18 year old was very little, if I ever dropped peas on the floor and said to her oh no I've pea'd on the floor, she would laugh hysterically at this extremely funny joke. However now she just calls me a twat. 馃憤
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@TheBreadmonkey As a mom, my boys have never found me funny. So I just keep trying.
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In our house they would be escapepeas
@TheBreadmonkey My kids have never found that joke funny, yet I continue trying. One day they鈥檒l like it.
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I work with preschoolers and often that is the first pun that they ever understand.
Because they first think ee and then they actually look on the floor and see ea
And the look on their faces as they鈥檙e processing that is priceless
@TheBreadmonkey I was trying to work in a vegetable pun where the 18 y/o would call you a 'chive turkey' but got tired so I'll leave now.
You could tell her you're very very funny on the internet.
Pay me enough, and I'll vouch for you.
@TheBreadmonkey my eldest is 14 now, they will occasionally say: "You're actually pretty funny." And then they will go back to ignoring me
Seems like you raised her well.
@TheBreadmonkey Some people don鈥檛 appreciate the classics. Sounds like you need a new audience.
@TheBreadmonkey Ah the sands of time. The way she goes.
@TheBreadmonkey That's dreadfully disrespectful of her.
She's not wrong though.
(Sorry, not sorry, etc etc)