You want a "trad wife" ?
Me too!
Who wouldn't want someone who deferred to their judgement, cooked and cleaned, ... (and the one I find most tempting: organized their notes and projects and helped them with research and writing books --Oh and help me with my career: be being charming at my work parties, plan my social calendar... impress my boss with fancy snacks.)
Put like this it makes the question "who would want to do all of that?" more obvious. But it gets even more astonishing: