Apologies to all the horny Americans out there
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@TheBreadmonkey
I think you owe everyone here a sexplanation
@TheBreadmonkey as a woman who mostly dates men, im 100% confident that getting rid of social media will not fix the problems with the current dating scene, bc the issues predate the advent of MySpace by a fair margin. Socials just made it all more visible
@TheBreadmonkey now look what you’ve done!
I read somewhere that heterosexual anal sex was on the rise in the US so this tracks
@TheBreadmonkey It's really interesting but apparently this is happening in Japan too. It's almost like given the choice and the conditions, humans don't wanna bring more humans into a dying planet with horrid social shite and poor economy and job prospects. Who knew. Maybe we should try to make things better.
@TheBreadmonkey no, no. It's we who should apologize; our collective horniness for the apocalypse is what got us here.
Huh.
Social Media is literally where I've gotten all my sex for several years. AND AT QUITE A DISCOUNT.
@TheBreadmonkey going on 5 years lets gooooooo not a single kid either
@TheBreadmonkey is that why they’re so mean?
Not *all* Americans
@TheBreadmonkey Social media, like data, is a plural that always looks wrong when people actually treat it as a plural.
@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey One datum. The cage is open, I am accepting challengers.
I want a quantum of datum, but no more than a quantum. I know they do big bags of datum, but I don't want 'em. I only want a teeny tiny slice of datum, before I shoot yooou.
(Adam and Joe - Quantum of Solace - thought I'd better mention it in case I came across as weird in any way)
Social Media should be viewed as one sprawling beast of many heads. Legion.
@TheBreadmonkey Yes, it's social media, not unending work days, and cost of living stress, and fascism in their streets, and the feeling that the world is one bad day away from apocalypse. Social media it is.