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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party  ·  activity timestamp 3 hours ago

Remains deeply weird to me that people concern themselves with who other people wish to boink. It makes as much sense as being all up in someone's business about what they like to eat for breakfast. Just hanging about outside your house carrying placards decrying toast as a legitimate form of gods love.

Sorry I realised I posted this without context. It was in response to seeing this news story. Hooray for them. Totally bizarre backlash from the usual people and places. Can't find where I originally saw it, but this should work - https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/02/bisexual-figure-skater-flaunts-gold-medal-at-her-haters-they-hate-to-see-woke-bhes-winning/

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@HCBunny@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 42 minutes ago

@TheBreadmonkey

It's not my business! Just like someone's religion, bank account! That's the way we used to live! By, I dunno, just living? And letting others do the same?! Please, I beg, everyone boink whoever you please so long as they also please. I want everyone to boink their own happiness.

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*sparkling anxiety* Evelyn
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@Gorfram@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey You don’t want to incur the Wrath of Big Toast. They have soldiers, you know.

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@NM8A@mastodon.radio replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey not that dietary choice is on the par, but as a vegan I will say that people do get involved and bent about what others choose to eat.

Years ago, as a vegetarian I ordered a veggie burger at a fast food chain that offered them. Another customer took me to task over it. A total stranger. It became ugly when I wouldn’t engage more than “what I eat is my own business.”

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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 hours ago

@NM8A

Lol

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@NM8A@mastodon.radio replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey
As I recall, the guy looked like he might have benefited from eating a vegetable or two.

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@acm_redfox@jawns.club replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey DOWN WITH TOAST!! LONG LIVE BACON!! 🥓 🥓

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@woe2you@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey It's unnatural. If God wanted us to eat toast it would come off the bread tree already toasted.

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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 hours ago

@woe2you

I understand this is a joke but not everything comes off a tree ready to rock. Also by this logic bread is unnatural. Or clothes. Or virtually anything except for fruit and leaves. I DISAGREE WITH YOU.

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*sparkling anxiety* Evelyn
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@Gorfram@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 1 hour ago

@TheBreadmonkey @woe2you
I understand this also is a joke, but rocks rarely come readily off of trees.

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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 hours ago

I don't want to volunteer but any anti-queer conservatives should have their sexual proclivities put under a microscope and have rallies outside their house for putting a p in a v. Go on TV to debate whether it should he allowed. WE DEMAND TO KNOW IF YOU TOUCHED A BOOB.

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@aadeacon@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey Given the number of " anti-queer conservatives " found to be having clandestine Gay affairs I think we can guess their sexual proclivities.

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@DamonHD@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey Oooo, oooo, and for those that also spout the idiotic "if you have nothing to hide (or have done nothing illegal) then you have nothing to fear (from #privacy violations)" ... insist that their bedrooms and toilets have CCTV livestreamed and on big screens outside their homes, 24x7!

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@Flisty@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey they're probably people who fry their eggs until the yolk goes hard

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