I see myself with a Waitrose kind of guy, but, beggars can't be choosers
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@sueW This reminds me of the last verse of I Feel Fantastic (Jonathan Coulton).
Is this real?!
Oh my god. I'm here for apples and hummus and am DTF.
@sueW @TheBreadmonkey 🎶🎸 I met her in the Parkhead Asda
I saw her getting out her Ma's Da's Mazda
And I knew
We'd be boos
I took a glance at her wee red basket
Looking good, some wine, a beauty mask
It was fine.
Till she took a keek at mine
"Is all you've got there just yellow stickers?
Do you even buy organic foods?
Have you ever been inside a Waitrose?
Do you subsist on salty snacks and booze?"
I said "don't come it lady, you're in Asda on Saturday night too"🎸🥁
@TheBreadmonkey just be careful which way round you point your pineapple