Life hack: If I'm ever found dead in the woods, all the glitter I wear can help identify the man (or bear) responsible! 馃挅
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@alice You know, this is how Sisyphus finds his boulder at the end of the day: he just follows the trail of glitter, winking seductively in the evening sun, back down the mountain.
@eedly smart guy, now if only Zeus had done that with his junk, Greek god genealogy might've been easier to follow.
@alice "However, Zeus desired Dana毛, and came to her in the form of golden rain that streamed in through the roof of her chamber and onto her lap, impregnating her. Soon after, Perseus was born."
@alice Of all the life hacks, that sure is one. Do you have any recommendations for people who would like to wear glitter but don't know anything about it? Asking for a me