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Neil Brown
Neil Brown
@neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk  路  activity timestamp 10 hours ago

Apparently, some companies are going to scan the content of messages on their sites, to attempt to discern whether or not a user is an adult, irrespective of the user's declared, perhaps even evidenced, age.

To this, I say "willies".

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ChookMother 馃嚘馃嚭馃
ChookMother 馃嚘馃嚭馃
@anne_twain@theblower.au replied  路  activity timestamp 6 hours ago

@neil "Going to"? I'm sure they already do. How do you think they deliver age-appropriate ads?

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cerement
cerement
@cerement@social.targaryen.house replied  路  activity timestamp 8 hours ago

@neil

Dick鈥檚 dik-dik

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Feff
Feff
@feff@comicscamp.club replied  路  activity timestamp 8 hours ago

@neil To which I raise you one whole "Taxes" and a "Mortgage"

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Neil Brown
Neil Brown
@neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk replied  路  activity timestamp 8 hours ago

@feff

Filth!

Hush your potty mouth.

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Gideon Hallett
Gideon Hallett
@gmh@mastodon.social replied  路  activity timestamp 9 hours ago

@neil To quote those eminent musicians Michael Flanders and Donald Swann:

Pee po belly bum drawers!

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Chuck
Chuck
@ChuckMcManis@chaos.social replied  路  activity timestamp 9 hours ago

@neil It would be hilarious if it started talking to American right wingers like pre-schoolers 馃槅

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Andrew Deacon
Andrew Deacon
@aadeacon@mastodon.social replied  路  activity timestamp 10 hours ago

@neil Goo,Goo,googoo

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Big Pawed Bear
Big Pawed Bear
@bigpawedbear@masto.nu replied  路  activity timestamp 10 hours ago

@neil or dinkles. *grin* I remember that one from when I was a kid.

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Neil Brown
Neil Brown
@neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk replied  路  activity timestamp 10 hours ago

@bigpawedbear I've not heard that one!

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Big Pawed Bear
Big Pawed Bear
@bigpawedbear@masto.nu replied  路  activity timestamp 10 hours ago

@neil no? we called the penis the dinkle when we were very young. that was before willie,from about seven or eight, or prick, prick came along in teenage years I think.

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Tom Stoneham
Tom Stoneham
@tomstoneham@dair-community.social replied  路  activity timestamp 9 hours ago

@neil @bigpawedbear 'tassel' in my neck of the suburbs

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Neil Brown
Neil Brown
@neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk replied  路  activity timestamp 9 hours ago

@bigpawedbear @tomstoneham Haha! Again, not one that I have heard before.

So many synonyms for one appendage.

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Tom Stoneham
Tom Stoneham
@tomstoneham@dair-community.social replied  路  activity timestamp 9 hours ago

@bigpawedbear @neil We need a wiki for childish euphemisms.

Something to make up for that tiny secret disappointment when you aren't asked for ID at the supermarket checkout. 馃槅

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greem
greem
@greem@cyberplace.social replied  路  activity timestamp 9 hours ago

@bigpawedbear @tomstoneham @neil anyone who replies to the age verification challenge with "I'm not showing you my John Thomas*" gets an immediate free pass.

*"One Eyed Trouser Snake"
Etc etc, thank you Monty Python

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Neil Brown
Neil Brown
@neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk replied  路  activity timestamp 10 hours ago

@bigpawedbear Interesting - but no, not a term I've heard before!

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Simon Zerafa
Simon Zerafa
@simonzerafa@infosec.exchange replied  路  activity timestamp 10 hours ago

@neil

Well that won't be a service I'll be using then, whatever it is 馃榿

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Human after all
Human after all
@humanhorseshoes@mastodon.world replied  路  activity timestamp 10 hours ago

@neil And to that I say pricks!

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tiddy roosevelt
tiddy roosevelt
@babe@glitterkitten.co.uk replied  路  activity timestamp 10 hours ago

@neil I would go further and say "enormous willies".

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Neil Brown
Neil Brown
@neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk replied  路  activity timestamp 10 hours ago

@babe That's the spirit!

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Wurzelmann
Wurzelmann
@wurzelmann@mastodon.wurzelmann.at replied  路  activity timestamp 9 hours ago

@babe @neil Bruce Willies!

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greem
greem
@greem@cyberplace.social replied  路  activity timestamp 10 hours ago

@neil bum pants poo bum.

Bogies.

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leah & glitches & bits, oh my!
leah & glitches & bits, oh my!
@millihertz@oldbytes.space replied  路  activity timestamp 10 hours ago

@neil "weird - according to our metrics every British user is 9"

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Neil Brown
Neil Brown
@neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk replied  路  activity timestamp 10 hours ago

@millihertz

5318008 ftw

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Alex@rtnVFRmedia Suffolk UK
Alex@rtnVFRmedia Suffolk UK
@vfrmedia@social.tchncs.de replied  路  activity timestamp 9 hours ago

@neil @millihertz Youtube already ran some algorithm that tagged young adults speaking Dutch as kids speaking German and changed *all* their videos to "restricted for minors", so you had 20 something folk making videos about learning to drive and their first car (something you usually have to be >18 to do in NL) where they couldn't get any comments unless they proved their age (a lot of people seemed to simply abandon their channels rather than sort out this issue)

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