Waiting for our coffees and just noticed the non-plantbased milk. Is this.........horse milk?
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@TheBreadmonkey Would you rather fight one large horse or seven small cows?
@TheBreadmonkey I sometimes imagine Ben out and about, and feeling obliged to post something to give us something to talk about amongst ourselves until he’s back.
@TheBreadmonkey well those are oast houses I think - used for drying hops. So maybe drunk cows. Or horses.
Ultimately of course, all milk produced by herbivores is plant based. 🤷♂️
Just checked companies house and apparently the CEO is Mr Hands.
(If you are unaware of this reference DO NOT GOOGLE MR HANDS).
@TheBreadmonkey it's to go with the Draap lasagne.
@TheBreadmonkey checking out the Northiam Dairy website, it appears to be a bit of an interspecies love-in, all presided over by their cult leader, The Uniquitous Chicken.
@TheBreadmonkey @Nickiquote
This is obvious marketing spin.
Ubiquitous chicken is just KFC.
This is a Colonel Sanders operation. Abort! Abort!
@Opfoss Ubiquitous Chicken was the name of my band in college @TheBreadmonkey @Nickiquote
@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey The Ubiquitous Chicken is Good, the Ubiquitous Chicken is Great.
@TheBreadmonkey It‘s a trojan horse. The cows are hidden inside. You‘re being served plain old cow-milk.
@TheBreadmonkey Mixed? One horse, seven cows.
@TheBreadmonkey Well, that’s the nutritional information for horse spunk, so draw your own conclusions.
Surely non-plant-based milk is milk from cows....
Other mammals are available
Of course, but a subtle hint might be a row of cows on the carton?
By this logic there must also be some horse milk in it?
That's clearly the special cream topping.
@TheBreadmonkey No, silly. You can clearly see the cows lined up ready to be ushered into the barn for a good milking. The horse is the farmer, of course.
@TheBreadmonkey I think it’s a giant horse fed on a diet of cows.