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halcy​ :icosahedron:
halcy​ :icosahedron:
@halcy@icosahedron.website  ·  activity timestamp 16 hours ago

found an incredible product yesterday

A stone tube that you can put a sausage in, which you can then put on your sauna oven. „Enjoy a juicy crispy sausage to top off your sauna experience“
A stone tube that you can put a sausage in, which you can then put on your sauna oven. „Enjoy a juicy crispy sausage to top off your sauna experience“
A stone tube that you can put a sausage in, which you can then put on your sauna oven. „Enjoy a juicy crispy sausage to top off your sauna experience“
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Dave SC
Dave SC
@erisianlib@mastodon.ie replied  ·  activity timestamp 21 minutes ago

@halcy knew I'd see this before...

Coldcut standing between a giant stack of sauna sausage cookers
Coldcut standing between a giant stack of sauna sausage cookers
Coldcut standing between a giant stack of sauna sausage cookers
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Jeff Craig
Jeff Craig
@foxxtrot@dice.camp replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 hours ago

@halcy I don't think I'd want my sauna to smell like sausage, but I've got limited Sauna experience.

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Felix 𝄢
Felix 𝄢
@thegcat@toot.kif.rocks replied  ·  activity timestamp 7 hours ago

@halcy @leyrer Sauna Sausage is the fucking best!

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That_Damn_Frank
That_Damn_Frank
@That_Damn_Frank@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 8 hours ago

@halcy

It's one way to make a MAGAt talk.

Still, it's a little large and a little long for the likes of them.

Does Finland make one that is mushroom-sized ?

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Asymmetricblue
Asymmetricblue
@Asymmetricblue@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 8 hours ago

@halcy @Viss Roast your wiener while you roast your wiener

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notthatkindofdoctor
notthatkindofdoctor
@notthatkindofdoctor@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 9 hours ago

@halcy
Awesome, I'll gift some to the Finnish relatives in Michigan with saunas at home.

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bruce oberg
bruce oberg
@bruceoberg@xoxo.zone replied  ·  activity timestamp 9 hours ago

@halcy

it’s a real product and there’s a video on how to use it. https://hukka.fi/en/products/makkaraputki

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RadioCorsa :YPJ:
RadioCorsa :YPJ:
@radiocorsa_br@bertha.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 9 hours ago

@halcy bara bada bastu

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Eye
Eye
@grb090423@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 9 hours ago

@halcy

Won't oven gloves be needed to take the 'product' off the stones?

Also how to get the sausage out to eat without getting sizzling oil all over everything.

Also would we have to take more than one into the sauna for sharing with others?

I'm really intrigued by this! 😃 (and I have to admit it has made me feel hungry 😋)

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Jane
Jane
@jane_jordan@dragonscave.space replied  ·  activity timestamp 10 hours ago

@halcy @purplepadma You did what you felt you needed to do. Hangin there.

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Lyle Solla-Yates
Lyle Solla-Yates
@Lyle@cville.online replied  ·  activity timestamp 10 hours ago

@halcy I am concerned about cleaning and odor but otherwise love it

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JackMex
JackMex
@JackMexa4@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 11 hours ago

@halcy

Took me a while, and reading lots of comments, to discover that this was not a sex toy. 😅

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Andy Taylor
Andy Taylor
@KnightSwan@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 11 hours ago

@halcy
The mind boggles....

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Pavid Dreston
Pavid Dreston
@david_preston@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 11 hours ago

@halcy wish was a fly on the wall at the product marketing meetings

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mattmaison
mattmaison
@mattmaison@mastodon.world replied  ·  activity timestamp 11 hours ago

@halcy

A "happy ending," if you will.

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WBMT
WBMT
@WBMT@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 11 hours ago

@halcy apparently I am the only person, based on comments, who's mind went in an entirely different direction lol

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Zach Keeshin
Zach Keeshin
@zkeesh@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 11 hours ago

@halcy that’s a red hot Chicago dog 🌭

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pepe ⋊
pepe ⋊
@pepepepe@masto.es replied  ·  activity timestamp 12 hours ago

@halcy beautiful

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Jari Komppa 🇫🇮
Jari Komppa 🇫🇮
@sol_hsa@mastodon.gamedev.place replied  ·  activity timestamp 12 hours ago

@halcy While sauna sausage is a thing and is nice, that particular way of making it is a great way to get grease into your sauna stove which you're probably not after.

Just wrap the sausage in tinfoil a few times and toss it on the stove instead.

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halcy​ :icosahedron:
halcy​ :icosahedron:
@halcy@icosahedron.website replied  ·  activity timestamp 12 hours ago

@sol_hsa I think I will continue to make it on the barbecue in out front instead

(I'm more worried about the piece of stoneware staying very hot with a sausage that is difficult to maneuver out of it, too)

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Jari Komppa 🇫🇮
Jari Komppa 🇫🇮
@sol_hsa@mastodon.gamedev.place replied  ·  activity timestamp 12 hours ago

@halcy Probably for the best.

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Toni Aittoniemi
Toni Aittoniemi
@gimulnautti@mastodon.green replied  ·  activity timestamp 12 hours ago

@halcy Now you’ll spend forever measuring sausages, to make sure they fit your tube! 😃

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Martin Vogel
Martin Vogel
@mardor@ruhr.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 12 hours ago

@halcy Which infusion tastes the best?

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urig✔️
urig✔️
@urig@mastodon.online replied  ·  activity timestamp 12 hours ago

@halcy what does it taste like? sweat

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PeachMcD
PeachMcD
@PeachMcD@union.place replied  ·  activity timestamp 12 hours ago

@halcy

@lowqualityfacts needs to see this

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Curiously Looped
Curiously Looped
@noahitall@shakedown.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 12 hours ago

@halcy This is why I’m not allowed at the YMCA anymore.

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einfachnurRoland
einfachnurRoland
@einfachnurRoland@nrw.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 12 hours ago

@halcy And here comes the OST to sprinkle water on the stones:

https://youtu.be/2UCi5uuID90

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I can’t believe its not @twcau
I can’t believe its not @twcau
@twcau@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 13 hours ago

@halcy Sauna sausage 🤣
Sounds so wrong.
@3TomatoesShort

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Sari Mikkonen 🇫🇮🌻🇪🇺
Sari Mikkonen 🇫🇮🌻🇪🇺
@karhutar@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 13 hours ago

@halcy just a regular Finnish product. You use it on top of the sauna oven stones

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Sin Vega
Sin Vega
@sinvega@mas.to replied  ·  activity timestamp 13 hours ago

@halcy "nurse! We've got another one here"

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mmby
mmby
@mmby@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 13 hours ago

@halcy finnish friend was totally unfazed by this

"People have grilled sausage on the stove stones in foil for ages and then had them with beer"

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peter_sch
peter_sch
@peter_sch@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 13 hours ago

@halcy honni soit qui mal y pense

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Simon Zerafa
Simon Zerafa
@simonzerafa@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 13 hours ago

@halcy

🤔🤷‍♂️

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myrmepropagandist
myrmepropagandist
@futurebird@sauropods.win replied  ·  activity timestamp 13 hours ago

@halcy

Um halcy this is a FAMILY website.

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peter
peter
@peterdroberts@eldritch.cafe replied  ·  activity timestamp 13 hours ago

@halcy "it is imperative the cylinder stays unharmed"

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HarryKrischner
HarryKrischner
@anduril@chaos.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 14 hours ago

@halcy
i see potential problems with the safety of this product

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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪
@BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de replied  ·  activity timestamp 14 hours ago

@halcy
Someone's going to try to use it as a sex toy. Probably some US Republican. 🌭

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Mike
Mike
@Cirelo@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 14 hours ago

@halcy imagine the smell

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supernova
supernova
@supernova@metalhead.club replied  ·  activity timestamp 14 hours ago

@halcy will it work in a camp fire

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xs4me2
xs4me2
@xs4me2@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 15 hours ago

@halcy

Ehhh… what?

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guenther
guenther
@guenther@chaos.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 15 hours ago

@halcy sausage flavored lipstick

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Tom :damnified:
Tom :damnified:
@thomas@metalhead.club replied  ·  activity timestamp 15 hours ago

@halcy buy here: https://www.ebay.com/itm/395354632968 :D

eBay

Hukka Makkaraputki Soapstone Sauna Stove Hot Dog Sausage Cooker Experience | eBay

Simply place the cooking tube on the sauna stones and remove with an oven mittens when cooked. The slit down the side is design so that a fork can easily remove the hot dog from the tube. - Premium Sauna Accessories -.
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tuban_muzuru
tuban_muzuru
@tuban_muzuru@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 15 hours ago

@halcy

[Narrator] Never eat food in a sauna. Ever.

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halcy​ :icosahedron:
halcy​ :icosahedron:
@halcy@icosahedron.website replied  ·  activity timestamp 15 hours ago

@tuban_muzuru everyone knows what you do is drink some beer, of course

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tuban_muzuru
tuban_muzuru
@tuban_muzuru@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 14 hours ago

@halcy

Heh. But surrusli don't get drunk in the sauna. You'll dehydrate

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Efexor Zolpidem :v_com:
Efexor Zolpidem :v_com:
@capeta@ursal.zone replied  ·  activity timestamp 15 hours ago

@halcy wild

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Elena Rossini ⁂
Elena Rossini ⁂
@_elena@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 15 hours ago

@halcy lifelong vegetarian but still this toot made me smile from ear to ear. Brilliant 😂

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SchattiJo
SchattiJo
@SchattiJo@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 14 hours ago

@_elena @halcy I think it works with carrots too.

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halcy​ :icosahedron:
halcy​ :icosahedron:
@halcy@icosahedron.website replied  ·  activity timestamp 15 hours ago

@_elena it would work for vegan sausages as well as for meat ones, I think! Which is „not very well at all“ probably! But still!

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tuban_muzuru
tuban_muzuru
@tuban_muzuru@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 14 hours ago

@halcy @_elena

... can we put vegan and sausage next to each other in a sentence?

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halcy​ :icosahedron:
halcy​ :icosahedron:
@halcy@icosahedron.website replied  ·  activity timestamp 14 hours ago

@tuban_muzuru @_elena hey, I‘ve been enjoying soja knackwurst for years! (okay, not for some time now, not something sold in EE)

they don’t taste much like meat sausages, but then, that’s a varied enough category that you could say that meat sausages don’t taste much like meat sausages either

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Sebastian Lammermann
Sebastian Lammermann
@Seb1982@norden.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 15 hours ago

@halcy The most European product on the market!

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Zuthal
Zuthal
@zuthal@floofy.tech replied  ·  activity timestamp 15 hours ago

@halcy And they say innovation is dead

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Vikman
Vikman
@aspenrapid@mas.to replied  ·  activity timestamp 16 hours ago

@halcy mitä vittuu prismas tapahtuu 😭🙏

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aldroidia
aldroidia
@aldroid@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 16 hours ago

@halcy the copy is magnificent. cc @robmanuel

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