@codinghorror right, I’m just complaining about how broken means testing is, and how it’s probably the main avenue for “evil” behavior for most benefits*. Short of identity theft to “double up” it’s impossible to game a flat benefit, and even though that’s only equal in treatment, it’s equitable in impact.
*Vastly outweighed by the evil of means testing itself, and the denial of aid to a person in need because they failed some technical requirement to receive the aid.