I'm still reeling at the thought there are people out there strategising what to say on social media. At home with a whiteboard on the wall and under Thursday they've written 'bee fucking?'.
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@TheBreadmonkey
Sounds like it’s ready for posting on LinkedIn. 😂
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Some people really believe marketing and business bullshit. like in their soul. There should be a song like James Brown "Get on up" except instead of a sex machine its like an IBM point of sale register or something.
I'll second that @TheBreadmonkey .... whatever it means 🤔
@TheBreadmonkey fastvertising? 🙄🤮😮💨
@TheBreadmonkey lol, not here. Here, I am the algorithm. I know posters who use nuance and they’re all cowards.
@TheBreadmonkey Eep. I guess I was oblivious to all this. Do I gotta catch up now?
@TheBreadmonkey I read that as "fermenting" my amplified authenticity and really, that makes more sense for what we do around here: take a bunch of unrelated elements, put them in our brains with a bunch of bacteria until they rot and/or explode in interesting ways 👍🏽
@TheBreadmonkey Hootsuite are my preferred strategy partner /s
https://mobilesyrup.com/2026/01/26/vancouver-hootsuite-standing-by-ice-contract/
@TheBreadmonkey "the brand of You".
Chtulu help us all. What a world we built.
@TheBreadmonkey no synergy? truly outrageous!
My actual social media strategy
Didn't we have a talk about this Mr Blobby thing?
I'm still reeling at the thought there are people out there strategising what to say on social media. At home with a whiteboard on the wall and under Thursday they've written 'bee fucking?'.
@TheBreadmonkey
[fitfully knocking over my social media whiteboard]
@TheBreadmonkey well your not going to do that on a Friday now are you.
@TheBreadmonkey Meanwhile, I'm over here with a firehose, spraying shitposts over every surface.
@TheBreadmonkey my posting bishop takes your posting knight.
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Finally an opening to share my thoughts on dragonfly mating.
@TheBreadmonkey I am just storyboarding my response to this post..
@angusjordan @TheBreadmonkey kanbanning like an agile sigma master ready to synergize my scrum
@TheBreadmonkey I don't get it either. I also just say whatever I like whenever I like.
@TheBreadmonkey If that’s where language is heading, I might as well just check out now.
@TheBreadmonkey this is just a long-winded way of saying Be Bisexual