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Ben
Ben
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party  ·  activity timestamp 3 hours ago

I wonder how many emails I've received to my business email offering me 'solutions'. Oh you have a homogeneous mixture where one substance is completely dissolved in another, forming a uniform mixture with invisible particles that don't settle or separate, like salt in water or air? But for my IT system? How would that even work? Are you suggested we blend all of my devices into a horrifying metallic smoothie then I drink it all down and absorb it and become more powerful than anyone could possibly imagine? I'll be honest, I'm listening.

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nackmack
nackmack
@circuitsunfish@plesiosaur.net replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey you will never be mineral deficient again

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A Flock of Beagles
A Flock of Beagles
@burnitdown@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey it's when they put the computers in an acid bath and it makes them all fgloobly

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paul
paul
@amiserabilist@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey after drinking his horrifying metallic smoothie became an indestructible robot.

"Until an indestructible robot body can be built to house my brain and give me the immortality I and this planet so richly deserves, I must once again succumb to sleep. I bid you adieu."

https://beige.party/@TheBreadmonkey/115607275152659868

your time has come.

i for one welcome our new indestructible robot overlord
i for one welcome our new indestructible robot overlord
i for one welcome our new indestructible robot overlord
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Ben
Ben
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 hours ago

@amiserabilist

😂

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@BenCotterill@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey Apparently the solution to my business problem today is RENT A MASSIVE BOAT.

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Nick
Nick
@Nickiquote@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives and I decline, said Michael Stipe, checking his inbox.

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