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Joel Michael
Joel Michael
@jpm@aus.social  ·  activity timestamp 4 hours ago

So here’s a question, is it normal for a fingertip to simultaneously feel numb and be screaming in pain?

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Tobias
Tobias
@catdad@ohai.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 hours ago

@jpm How many new swear words did you invent?

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Joel Michael
Joel Michael
@jpm@aus.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 hours ago

@catdad all of them

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Tobias
Tobias
@catdad@ohai.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 17 minutes ago

@jpm translations for those who may need them:

https://funnyshit.com.au/understanding-technicians.html

Understanding Technicians | Funny Shit

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Joel Michael
Joel Michael
@jpm@aus.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 4 hours ago

So here’s a question, is it normal for a fingertip to simultaneously feel numb and be screaming in pain?

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Kit Bashir
Kit Bashir
@Unixbigot@aus.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 hours ago

@jpm the ones that i cut (mostly) off feel like that a lot. #AdventuresInCapsicumSlicing

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Joel Michael
Joel Michael
@jpm@aus.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 1 hour ago

@Unixbigot oh wait, it is indeed a finger that I sliced badly enough to end up in hospital for being glued back together, and it does have a numb spot near that scar

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Hot Thermite Summer
Hot Thermite Summer
@ThermiteBeGiants@aus.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 hours ago

@jpm you’ve damaged some nerves there buddy, might want to take the evening off

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bencourtice
bencourtice
@bencourtice@aus.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 4 hours ago

@jpm no, it only happens when you do things like hit it with a hammer. Put some ice on it.

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ozeng
ozeng
@ozeng@aus.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 4 hours ago

@jpm I’ve had pins and needles that were very painful but wouldn’t really call that “feeling numb” so I think you’re on your own

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neoluddite
neoluddite
@neoluddite@aus.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 9 hours ago

@jpm pro dad tip I just remembered: turn your fingers around so that the fingernails point down, it hurts less if you hit your finger pads.

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@bundyb@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 9 hours ago

@jpm did you see god? And if so, was your middle finger still usable at the time?

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Joel Michael
Joel Michael
@jpm@aus.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 9 hours ago

@bundyb yes and yes, and she absolutely deserved the verballing that came along with it

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binchicken
binchicken
@thegarbagebird@theblower.au replied  ·  activity timestamp 10 hours ago

@jpm less a question, more of a comment, SHIT! AHHH FUCK!

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Joel Michael
Joel Michael
@jpm@aus.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 10 hours ago

@thegarbagebird I believe that sentence was uttered, yes

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ROTOPE~1 :yell:
ROTOPE~1 :yell:
@rotopenguin@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 10 hours ago

@jpm what did that finger ever do to you?

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Joel Michael
Joel Michael
@jpm@aus.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 10 hours ago

@rotopenguin plenty of things, and it’s got the scars to prove it

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Cycling Stu
Cycling Stu
@stufromoz@aus.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 11 hours ago

@jpm ouch

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Drew Mayo
Drew Mayo
@drew@eigenmagic.net replied  ·  activity timestamp 11 hours ago

@jpm can you clarify?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAHnXnU7RMI

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Joel Michael
Joel Michael
@jpm@aus.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 11 hours ago

@drew I used to have that t-shirt

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Colin
Colin
@abstractcode@eigenmagic.net replied  ·  activity timestamp 11 hours ago

@jpm Are you blaming this on naming ambiguity?

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Joel Michael
Joel Michael
@jpm@aus.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 11 hours ago

@abstractcode dynamic typing - I should have used a tek screw instead of a nail

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