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@catsalad "Hello yes, this is more of a comment than a question, but I have noticed that you keep sending the tough and gristly ones out here, and I really think we would like more soft juicy ones to visit."
@catsalad Khajiit has wares if you have coin.
Danger kitty training to be a course adjudicator at the Milano Cortina 2026 Winter Olympic games.
@catsalad Yes. You may go to the bathroom.
@catsalad Am I the only one expecting a baby kangaroo to pop it‘s head out of the fur? #Marsupialion
@catsalad "ma'am may i go to the bathroom?"
such a copycat!
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And we all know what it is:
"can I has some goddamn cheezburger now pretty soddin' please?"
@catsalad I’m just saying you could boop that nose and for at least 1.5 seconds it would only have fantastically positive consequences
@catsalad My nephew was grabbed by the neck and dragged away by a mountain lion. He lived. This is not a joke, but an anecdote. They don't normally attack humans (even small humans) unless cornered, however it was during a particularly bad drought in California so prey animals had become scarce. The authorities sadly had to find and euthanize the animal and it was very scrawny, it probably hadn't eaten in weeks. Poor kitty, and poor small human.
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What to pet my belly? Cat probably.
@catsalad “are you my human?”
Can I have a can opener to get the tall things out of their can?
I am hungry.
I am always hungry.
@catsalad „Yes, but *when* do we seize the means of production?“
@catsalad The fuzzy tummy! Is a trap, and yet... :3
@catsalad [X] Accept Quest (Get Cat Chow for Hungry Danger Kitty)
[ ] Return to Main Path
(You just do. Accept the side quest, that is. When it's a danger kitty waving at you, you *accept the side quest.*)
@catsalad easy mistake to make
@catsalad unfortunately I must disobey. If I die, I die 🫡
@catsalad every warning has a story…
@catsalad why danger if friend shaped???
@catsalad if not let inside then why such cute boopable nose????
@catsalad if not friend, why friend shaped?? 
@catsalad IT'S A TRAP!!1!
@catsalad Let the kitty in right now you monster 
@catsalad reminds me of that post where one had such a mountain lion in their bathtub:
"Found this big and filthy cat that.needed a bath. In instantly ate a can of tuna. Anyone know whom it belongs?"
@catsalad I mean a lot of guys have fur too but we don't body shame here
@catsalad The kitty is asking if I want to hug them.
Yes, yes I do.
@catsalad Yes mountain lion, what do you want to know?
(I'll just stay over here in the corner.)
@catsalad "where ma scritches"