Just smacked my left index finger nail with the hammer, AMA
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@jpm How many new swear words did you invent?
So here’s a question, is it normal for a fingertip to simultaneously feel numb and be screaming in pain?
@jpm the ones that i cut (mostly) off feel like that a lot. #AdventuresInCapsicumSlicing
@jpm you’ve damaged some nerves there buddy, might want to take the evening off
@jpm no, it only happens when you do things like hit it with a hammer. Put some ice on it.
@jpm I’ve had pins and needles that were very painful but wouldn’t really call that “feeling numb” so I think you’re on your own
@jpm pro dad tip I just remembered: turn your fingers around so that the fingernails point down, it hurts less if you hit your finger pads.
@jpm less a question, more of a comment, SHIT! AHHH FUCK!
@thegarbagebird I believe that sentence was uttered, yes
@jpm what did that finger ever do to you?
@rotopenguin plenty of things, and it’s got the scars to prove it
@drew I used to have that t-shirt
@jpm Are you blaming this on naming ambiguity?
@abstractcode dynamic typing - I should have used a tek screw instead of a nail