This sounds like a terrible idea ending in a class action lawsuit
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@TheBreadmonkey you need to start posting ads for nike dupes off temu in between your musings
I would rather die 😂
@TheBreadmonkey THINK OF THE CHILDREN BEN
@TheBreadmonkey see what you need to do is to run some ideas up the flagpole, grab all of the low haning fruit, apply the modern modal language, proactively interact with your critical media, analyse your penetration of the demographic, and if that doest work on the first try, circle back.
If your stuck ping me a dm and I can post you some personal action points, for interactive growth marketing deliverables :)
@TheBreadmonkey I'm honoured by the comparison :)
Have a campachoochoo on me
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This sounds like a terrible idea ending in a class action lawsuit
@TheBreadmonkey Nah, easy money - just rebadge some Irn-Brus and punt them to the energy-gel chumps at the Parkrun.
I've already started to get the smear campaign together to target them. It's not quite there yet, but involves me calling them 'energy *smells* morelike' and then looking smug.
@TheBreadmonkey Can’t see them recovering from that one. Not without some form of expensive stimulant.
@TheBreadmonkey You want to be a TV chef? Weird flex - doubt you’ll earn a million pounds that way.
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Animals have been doing social media for ages by peeing on things. You could threaten to mark your territory that way instead.
I am the written equivalent of this
@TheBreadmonkey @MaryAustinBooks Me too, I feel seen tysm 🥺🥹
My posts indicate how desperate I am to retire
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