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Charlie Stross
Charlie Stross
@cstross@wandering.shop  ·  activity timestamp last week

#PennedPossibilities⁩ 916.1 — Your MC wakes up as a wolf (or if a wolf/werewolf, a rabbit/wererabbit), what do they do, how do they react?

As I've never written a shapeshifter-compatible fic, that'd be problematic!

(Current WIP: "Werewolves don't exist," Tabitha said evenly, aiming her pistol at Jum's head. "And we're inside a techné eruv so you're not a robot. What are you *really*?" Seeing her finger inside the trigger guard, Jum whined then flopped over on his back and played dead.)

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Tuftears
Tuftears
@Tuftears@wandering.shop replied  ·  activity timestamp last week

@cstross No one can say Jum doesn't have survival instincts! ... Whether they're good ones is another question.

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Charlie Stross
Charlie Stross
@cstross@wandering.shop replied  ·  activity timestamp last week

@Tuftears This is not the first time Tabs has pointed a gun at his head and issued threats, and he's still alive. (They've even been married to each other, and more than once: reincarnation weirds *everything*.)

Anyway, "wolves behaving weirdly" will definitely get her attention, and *she's* the biotechnology witch with a weakness for canines.

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WellsiteGeo
WellsiteGeo
@WellsiteGeo@masto.ai replied  ·  activity timestamp last week

@cstross

Gregor Samsa awoke covered in fur, trying to understand the sensations from his whiskers.
'Oh no, not again! Awooooe is me!'

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David S
David S
@Pionir@masto.bike replied  ·  activity timestamp last week

@cstross a human would presumably try to walk on two legs and collapse on the floor?

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Charlie Stross
Charlie Stross
@cstross@wandering.shop replied  ·  activity timestamp last week

@Pionir I assume any plausible werewolf will have a full vulpine autonomic nervous system to handle stuff like balance and proprioception, so they're going to know they're not in human form right from the start. How bad the body dysmorphia/dysphoria will be is an open question …

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WellsiteGeo
WellsiteGeo
@WellsiteGeo@masto.ai replied  ·  activity timestamp last week

@cstross @Pionir
And the paperwork for getting your body dysphoria treated on the NHS would be mountainous.
Andean or Himalayan, not Trossachs or Pentlands.

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David S
David S
@Pionir@masto.bike replied  ·  activity timestamp last week

@cstross also do shortsighted humans turn into shortsighted wolves?

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