Big salad for lunch
Big salad for lunch
@TheBreadmonkey From the image I presume you started with five lettuce leaves and three plum tomatoes, and then a miracle happened?
@TheBreadmonkey unrelated, my daughter wore her new white wooly jumper to the curry house last night. She did not get any curry on it and she had a lovely time.
WITCH! TO THE DUCKING POND!
@TheBreadmonkey if she floats in the masala sauce... She's a witch!
@TheBreadmonkey Your fucking alt text! Ben. BEN I love it. I want to save it and use it as an example for people because it made me lol and it was informative and funny.
Thank you! 
@TheBreadmonkey The power of salad compels you!