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Ben
Ben
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party  ·  activity timestamp 5 hours ago

Many people are asking me where I get my very great ideas from. And the answer is always the same. Aliens.

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Nuclear Oatmeal
Nuclear Oatmeal
@NuclearOatmeal@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 34 minutes ago

@TheBreadmonkey

I use the toe cheese method. Maybe you could hook me up with these aliens?

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Erin
Erin
@quietewe@urbanists.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey It’s a good movie but I’m not sure we took away the same messages from it

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Fee Fi Fo Fum :v_bi:
Fee Fi Fo Fum :v_bi:
@farah@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey Bruh, it’s okay to say “my brain is weird” out loud

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SteveJB
SteveJB
@SteveJB@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 25 seconds ago

@farah @TheBreadmonkey True, but it's better when you can say, "I don't want to say it's aliens, but... it's aliens.

Photo of Giorgio A. Tsoukalos, his iconic hair flailing about his head. He has a stern, yet joyful look on his face as he says, "I don't what to say it's aliens, but it's aliens."
Photo of Giorgio A. Tsoukalos, his iconic hair flailing about his head. He has a stern, yet joyful look on his face as he says, "I don't what to say it's aliens, but it's aliens."
Photo of Giorgio A. Tsoukalos, his iconic hair flailing about his head. He has a stern, yet joyful look on his face as he says, "I don't what to say it's aliens, but it's aliens."
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Flaming Cheeto
Flaming Cheeto
@PizzaDemon@mastodon.online replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey but, like, the same aliens? Or different species?

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Mat B
Mat B
@TwoClownsEating@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 4 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey

This makes a lot more sense now. Learning a second language can be difficult.

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Pinchy63 🇨🇦
Pinchy63 🇨🇦
@Pinchy63@ottawa.place replied  ·  activity timestamp 4 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey
You know aliens? Can you hook me up to get off this planet?!

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Ben
Ben
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 4 hours ago

@Pinchy63

I'm afraid I'm a receiver only

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Sarah
Sarah
@sarah@sosial.link replied  ·  activity timestamp 4 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party

@Pinchy63@ottawa.place

The great thing about being trans is that I'm a transceiver and can talk... to... aliens...

Okay, that joke is only going to make me seem crazy. But in the wrong way.

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Pinchy63 🇨🇦
Pinchy63 🇨🇦
@Pinchy63@ottawa.place replied  ·  activity timestamp 4 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey
Bummer!

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Paskajärven kaunis Charlotta
Paskajärven kaunis Charlotta
@menneisyytesi@eliitin-some.fi replied  ·  activity timestamp 4 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey I’m kinda jealous, I only get moderately great ideas.

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Stephen Darlington
Stephen Darlington
@sdarlington@mas.to replied  ·  activity timestamp 4 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey Where do the not-so-great ideas come from?

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Ben
Ben
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 4 hours ago

@sdarlington

I don't know you'd have to ask someone who has them 😎

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DeManiak 🇿🇦 🐧-More Croutons
DeManiak 🇿🇦 🐧-More Croutons
@kaasbaas@social.oevents.co.za replied  ·  activity timestamp 4 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey no credit to the ghosts in your blood?
jeez.

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Ben
Ben
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 4 hours ago

@kaasbaas

Sorry of course the blood ghosts go without saying

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Kat
Kat
@KatS@chaosfem.tw replied  ·  activity timestamp 1 hour ago

@TheBreadmonkey @kaasbaas Presumably that's why we never hear quotes from them.

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Noah
Noah
@monkeyninja@10base2.dev replied  ·  activity timestamp 4 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey The movie is indeed a great source for material. “In space no one can hear you toot” or something like that…

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JackTheRebelCat 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
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@JackTheCat@mastodon.scot replied  ·  activity timestamp 5 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey Do they beam messages from the microwave? That's how I get mine.

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paul
paul
@amiserabilist@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 5 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey

Your parents

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