BREAKING NEWS: Melania has been nominated to win the inaugural FIFA Academy Award for Best Picture.
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I got an advance of her acceptance speech "LAMO I already got and advance of her acceptance speech
"Thank you for honoring my reflection. Your applause nourishes me; your struggles amuse me. Enjoy the crumbs of inspiration I permit tonight. Remember: admiration is owed, not earned. Bow, briefly. Now"
@lowqualityfacts Definitely a low quality fact!
@lowqualityfacts and GI will be saying during the trophy presentation "today I feel a pedos last wife".
FIFA currently watching the world uniting against them and rethinking their choices.
Melania awards are being held, just in case FIFA have join the real world once again.
@lowqualityfacts To be awarded at an upcoming event at the TRUMP-kennedy Center.
Bookmarking this to boost it when it actually happens
@lowqualityfacts this right here might be the lowest quality fact of all time.
@lowqualityfacts There were no other entrants. One board member abstained; ICE is conducting an "investigation ".
@lowqualityfacts Best actress, best supporting actress, directing, original screenplay, adapted screenplay, cinematography, casting, production design, editing, original score, original song, costume design, makeup and hairstyling, sound, visual effects, foreign-language film, animated feature film, animated short, live-action short, documentary feature, and documentary short.
@lowqualityfacts it also won the best English AND non -English movie awards.
@lowqualityfacts Bravo, sir. Bravo!
@lowqualityfacts Halftime show.
@lowqualityfacts funny, but honestly it's harder to make something up that's weirder than the truth.
It should be the inaugural FIFA Academy Award for "Be Best" Picture.
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@lowqualityfacts also nominated: “The Birth Of A Nation.”