@TheBreadmonkey I only count marriage proposals as engagement
@TheBreadmonkey I only count marriage proposals as engagement
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Some of my posts have gone “Fedi-viral” 😉
@TheBreadmonkey Alternatively, it’s like telling a joke to a crowded pub and one person kind of half-smirking.
NO NICK IS IT EXACTLY THE SAME AS BEING SUPER POPULAR
@TheBreadmonkey @Nickiquote like, omg! drama!
@TheBreadmonkey I just reminded myself of this though: https://mstdn.social/@Nickiquote/113240232084439626
Genuinely love this
@TheBreadmonkey One of the worst changes they made to Twitter was the view count for every tweet. And then all the Nazi stuff. That’s bad too.
@TheBreadmonkey I only count marriage proposals as engagement
@TheBreadmonkey I'm sorry Ben I'm not ready to commit but I appreciate this spike in my analytics
@andyprice @TheBreadmonkey Spike in your analytics? Ben doesn't do sex before marriage.
PLEASE NOTE - I do realise this isn't how everyone views social media and that value based on volume engagement (rather than the quality of engagement) is a sickness and not real. I just always think it's interesting that years of Facebook then Twitter with limited engagement outside of my little circle of people..... and then Fedi where it's a vast rich community of funny and interesting gorgeous geniuses. Then seeing jokes about engagement (which I myself have made) - particularly for newer people - just thought it was an interesting way to frame it. X
@TheBreadmonkey In honor of these very nice words obviously directed at me, I thought I would finally share a selfy to the fedi.
I like it a lot
Well, I think you're smart and very handsome.
@TheBreadmonkey "a vast rich community of funny and interesting gorgeous geniuses" -- You're talking about me, aren't you? I know it. Don't hold back. 😘
@TheBreadmonkey this is an epic reframe. I hereby anoint you honorary psychologist. Where's my sword?
I *AM* popular. If you really think about it.
My mum said I'm a special boy
@TheBreadmonkey There's also the quality of attention:
Going demi-viral (200-600 likes) on Twitter? A terrible, nightmarish ordeal, you're swamped with people hating you just because, terrible thirst messaging, people misinterpreting everything in the worst way possible, The Fear of someone making you the main character of the day...
Going viral on Mastodon/Fediverse (100-1k likes): Hundreds of people just politely enjoying your message, people having thoughtful conversations around or on topic in your mentions, exactly no more than five people being weird or unpleasant and in an easily ignored way!
@TheBreadmonkey how many of the active facebook users are bot accounts?
@Kierkegaanks @TheBreadmonkey probably only 50-60% of facebook traffic originates from automated sources, but spending that much time with bots makes bots of the humans as well.
@dougwade @Kierkegaanks @TheBreadmonkey
``only 50-60% of facebook traffic originates from automated sources''
🤣 just a scratch!
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