If you had a doppelgänger, would they be the evil one, or would you?
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I would be the evil one
@catsalad I hope we will take it in turns.
I've got a doppelgänger, good enough to fool my parents!
They saw him in a McDonalds, so sat with him while they ate their meal.
He was very polite, and said "You seem like lovely people, but I have no idea who you are" when he left.
I, however, got a bit short with my mum when she immediately rang me at work to ask me who she had just had lunch with.
So, I guess that proves that I'm the evil one. 😢
@catsalad You say that as though both of us wouldn't be evil...
@MoonlitGallant *Sees cat profile pic* I believe you >:3
@catsalad Both. Schrödinger’s Doppelgänger. Everyone, even villains, are the hero of their own internal narrative.
@catsalad [I look at loggelgänger. Loggelgänger looks at me.] (In unison) Both evil.
Accidental regrowth of backup personality-storage DNA cryptoceles is common enough in fungal minds, that we have protocols for de-escalating and resolving encounters with exact duplicates. These are sophisticated enough that we consider the end-reveal of the movie "The Prestige" to be hot garbage.
@catsalad Don't know. The person who claimed to have met her didn't say.
@catsalad I certainly wouldn't be the handsome one, I don't know what that entails.
@catsalad My doppelgänger would be a cat. Does that answer the question?
@catsalad I have enough trouble with that question as is, let alone with more of me.
It would start so well
Random Good Cop - Bad Cop
Teary wailing argument
Pathetic slap fight
Not evil, just the opposite of umami
@catsalad I think we would collaborate
it's always the other one that's evil . . .
@catsalad we'd both be the kind one. Like two Canadians holding a door for each other for the rest of their lives
@catsalad If I had a doppelgänger then together we could defeat the Emperor and rule the galaxy together.
@catsalad more like a Tomax and Xamot situation.
I'm the boring one (so probably not the evil one)
@catsalad considering that once when playing scrabble I had an extra tile and I didn't put it back, pretty sure I'm the evil one.
@catsalad I'm evil even without a doppelganger.
@catsalad Merged. Inner girl and I aren't sure which one's more evil.
@catsalad I wish my doppelgänger to be neurotypical and to lead a boring, conventional life.
@catsalad they'd be the evil one ... now