According to RhymeZone, 'encamped near' has a score of 76% in relation to rhyming with the word 'vampire', which I very much disagree with. Also at 76%; 'slammed door', 'swamp near', and 'glass pie'. Sort it out, RhymeZone. 'Cam gear' is also a 76% and that is far superior to glass pie. Who is doing your scoring system? This is insane. You can't just give everything a 76% score and hope noone notices.
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@TheBreadmonkey it works better in the original French
@TheBreadmonkey encamped near a vampire in my cam gear
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Might work if you're from Boston.
@TheBreadmonkey I play it pretty fast and loose with words but how does this even work? They should be required to at least tell you how many duffel bags they're stuffing the syllables into after they dismember the language.
76% implies they break it in 4, then 3 of the 4 rhyme and well at that.
Vam-pie-ur-uh
Damn I heard ya = 100%
@TheBreadmonkey I was encamped near a vampire (in a swamp near my town) when I heard a slammed door that tipped over my glass pie onto all of my cam gear. And that’s how I became a vampire who cannot rhyme to save my undead life. 76%!
This is doing my absolute head in
There once was a big spooky vampire
Who tripped and fell onto a glass pie
IT DOES NOT WORK AT ALL
I did this once when facing a similar conundrum:
@TheBreadmonkey This is so far from working it loops all the way around to working again.
@TheBreadmonkey There once was a spooky-assed spy?
@TheBreadmonkey just going to leave this over here (ヘ･_･)ヘ https://youtube.com/watch?v=WgQI655FqtM
ORANGE IS ALREADY TWO SYLLABLES EMINEM
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Not in Detroit. I fear some of your rage may be location based.
@TheBreadmonkey @nCrazed I find that Whore Binge rhymes quite well with Orange.
"I believe there is a swamp near here"
"What, you just saw a vampire?!"
No. It is rubbish.
Rhymes are not subjective. They are fixed in measurable fact. You cannot say that a 5 is quite a lot like an 8. Oh I brought you 8 delivery vans because the number is a bit like a 5.
@TheBreadmonkey I'm: "rhyme crime time?" Fine.
@TheBreadmonkey it's really not difficult. Here's a limerick I just made up:
There once was a vampire named Fang
Who scared folks whenever he sang
In his coffin he hid
And slammed down the lid
Which made an almighty loud bang
@TheBreadmonkey I like slant rhymes. I write poetry, I try not to teach myself anything about poetry cause I get caught up in the science of it
This is a weird and terrible example
@TheBreadmonkey engraved on my tombstone
@TheBreadmonkey Vampyre, maybe. Vampire? Just NO!
@TheBreadmonkey I suggest lamp pyre.