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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party  Β·  activity timestamp 13 hours ago

Lol. Must have been a very low level of risk. I'm not getting in a ring with a fuckn Terminator just to prove a point and have a metal fist through me.

'I fought a humanoid robot and won - this is why physical AI can't replace us yet'
https://news.sky.com/story/why-robots-still-cant-match-humans-and-whats-holding-them-back-13492374

Sky News

Why robots still can't match humans - and what's holding them back

At the biggest tech conference in the world in Las Vegas, Sky News looks at just how close robots really are to becoming like us.
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@ptoothfish@mastodon.nz replied  Β·  activity timestamp 3 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey so stop training them, maybe πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ what is wrong with people??!?

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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  Β·  activity timestamp 2 hours ago

@ptoothfish

Also they are both wearing boxing gloves and he's clearly just kicking it right in the chest

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@ptoothfish@mastodon.nz replied  Β·  activity timestamp 2 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey he punched it and hurt his hand (good)

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@davidbcohen@twit.social replied  Β·  activity timestamp 4 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey Ironically as soon as the robots get better people will most definitely be using them for fisting

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@amiserabilist@beige.party replied  Β·  activity timestamp 13 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey

>The Three Laws, presented to be from the fictional "Handbook of Robotics, 56th Edition, 2058 A.D.", are:

1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Laws_of_Robotics

why am i not surprised they have not incorporated them into their terminators?

>Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale

Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus

cr: @AlexBlechman

>Pentagon is embracing Musk's Grok AI chatbot as it draws global outcry

So we are looking at pedophile Nazi terminators in our near future. Sounds about right.

https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1qbhjlh/pentagon_is_embracing_musks_grok_ai_chatbot_as_it/

Three Laws of Robotics - Wikipedia

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@GroupNebula563@mastodon.social replied  Β·  activity timestamp 13 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey so did I to be fair:

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A chinafake toy robot walking along on my carpet playing sound effects. I flick it in the head and it falls over.
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@GroupNebula563@mastodon.social replied  Β·  activity timestamp 13 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey tangentially related: @blingflinklemacine was talking about how i should put up a video of my robot collection on @groupnebula563@cuddly.tube so look forward to that when i have the time. i have so many of these things

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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  Β·  activity timestamp 12 hours ago

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Yes please

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@GroupNebula563@mastodon.social replied  Β·  activity timestamp 5 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey @blingflinklemacine @groupnebula563@cuddly.tube all right! keep an eye out! :)

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@GroupNebula563@mastodon.social replied  Β·  activity timestamp 13 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey tangentially related: @blingflinklemacine was talking about how i should put up a video of my robot collection on @groupnebula563@cuddly.tube so look forward to that when i have the time. i have so many of these things

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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  Β·  activity timestamp 13 hours ago

'I fought a humanoid robot and lost and now I'm dead' πŸ‘

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@airwhale@beige.party replied  Β·  activity timestamp 11 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey

The should have sent in Sir Kill-a-Lot from Robot Wars. A flame thrower and the roto-saw would have evened the odds.

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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  Β·  activity timestamp 13 hours ago

Also look at the size of it no way that's fair. That's a child robot.

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@ptoothfish@mastodon.nz replied  Β·  activity timestamp 3 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey that footage is going to be damning at the trials after the robot uprising

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@SteveJB@beige.party replied  Β·  activity timestamp 13 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey The whole point of AI is that it learns. He'll only beat that baby robot once.

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@iwein@mas.to replied  Β·  activity timestamp 13 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey Hah! I'd like to see this dude fight Tombstone from Robot Wars. That will wipe that bully grin right off his smug face!

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@JackTheCat@mastodon.scot replied  Β·  activity timestamp 13 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey Yeah. Noticed that. The kid robot should've used his eye lasers. Schoolboy robot error.

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