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Ben
Ben
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party  ·  activity timestamp 6 hours ago

What a fun way to share stuff!

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Fee Fi Fo Fum :v_bi:
Fee Fi Fo Fum :v_bi:
@farah@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 1 hour ago

@TheBreadmonkey Just like STDs!

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MissConstrue
MissConstrue
@MissConstrue@mefi.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey oh look! An infosec glory hole! What could possibly go wrong?

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xinit ☕
xinit ☕
@xinit@mastodon.coffee replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey
Malware.

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Bruce Heerssen
Bruce Heerssen
@bruce@darkmoon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey
I don't think i could resist. But I would use a spare computer that I can wipe, just in case.

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Ben
Ben
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 hours ago

@bruce

You must! Or maybe..... it's the secret answer to *gestures around* all of.... this

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Ox1de
Ox1de
@Ox1de@cyberplace.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey no thank you
Ducky/om.g

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GrumpyDad 🇺🇦🇵🇸
GrumpyDad 🇺🇦🇵🇸
@grumpydad@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey Yeeeeah. Imma nope out of that...

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greem
greem
@greem@cyberplace.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey hard nope.

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Tats 🇬🇧🫖
Tats 🇬🇧🫖
@Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey blobcatjoy blobcatjoy blobcatjoy blobcatjoy blobcatjoy goose_bonk oof

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Jae
Jae
@considermycat@eldritch.cafe replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey @catsalad New Alice in Wonderland adaptation just dropped

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Тимур Сагденов
Тимур Сагденов
@timursagdenov@smithereen.my2007.net replied  ·  activity timestamp 4 hours ago

Looks like a USB killer.

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Alvin Thalberg
Alvin Thalberg
@althavin@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 4 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey What a cute way to treat the SecOps of your surroundings!

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Simon dē Gulielmō 🐧
Simon dē Gulielmō 🐧
@simonwilliamson@mastodon.world replied  ·  activity timestamp 4 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey "one USB to rule them all and in the darkness bind them"?

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estelle
estelle
@estelle@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 4 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey if you're cold, they're cold

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Comrade Weez
Comrade Weez
@weezmgk@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 4 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey
find
bin
walk on

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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw:
Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw:
@catsalad@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 4 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey 5 hour video of me meowing like a cat :3

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xinit ☕
xinit ☕
@xinit@mastodon.coffee replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 hours ago

@catsalad
So, not malware, but meoware.
@TheBreadmonkey

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GreatLakeTrout
GreatLakeTrout
@greatlaketrout@noc.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 4 hours ago

@catsalad @TheBreadmonkey

At hour .5 I would be wishing for a virus 🤣🤣

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Ray McCarthy
Ray McCarthy
@raymaccarthy@mastodon.ie replied  ·  activity timestamp 4 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey
Nearly as good as the fancy USB stick with Trojan dropped beside Finance Director's car door.

There are also the sticks modded to destroy USB port that sometimes damage the motherboard.

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Sam Stephens
Sam Stephens
@chopsstephens@mastodon.nzoss.nz replied  ·  activity timestamp 5 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey the fact this looks like a risk, and not like awesome, speaks to how tech could be better at this moment.

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God Emperor of Mastodon
God Emperor of Mastodon
@mms@mastodon.bsd.cafe replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey You get a virus
And you get a virus
And you get a virus
And you get a cool movie because you're not using Windows

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EndlessMason
EndlessMason
@EndlessMason@hachyderm.io replied  ·  activity timestamp 4 hours ago

@mms @TheBreadmonkey

a windows desktop with a white cursor. the image is cropped in on a single selected icon of a dolphin labelled "Totally not a virus. Trust me... I'm a dolphin"

(i believe this to be a recreation of the original version of this shitpost)
a windows desktop with a white cursor. the image is cropped in on a single selected icon of a dolphin labelled "Totally not a virus. Trust me... I'm a dolphin" (i believe this to be a recreation of the original version of this shitpost)
a windows desktop with a white cursor. the image is cropped in on a single selected icon of a dolphin labelled "Totally not a virus. Trust me... I'm a dolphin" (i believe this to be a recreation of the original version of this shitpost)
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🐟🐠🐡🐙🦑ptoothfish🦑🐙🐡🐠🐟
🐟🐠🐡🐙🦑ptoothfish🦑🐙🐡🐠🐟
@ptoothfish@mastodon.nz replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey "if you're cold, they're cold. take them inside and plug them into your work computer"

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🐟🐠🐡🐙🦑ptoothfish🦑🐙🐡🐠🐟
🐟🐠🐡🐙🦑ptoothfish🦑🐙🐡🐠🐟
@ptoothfish@mastodon.nz replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey *stares in The Ring*

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Jules she/her
Jules she/her
@afewbugs@social.coop replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey Samara's had to adapt since VHS was superceded

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xinit ☕
xinit ☕
@xinit@mastodon.coffee replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 hours ago

@afewbugs
The malware uninstalls itself from your system if you get someone else to install it in 7 days.

@TheBreadmonkey

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FandaSin
FandaSin
@FandaSin@social.linux.pizza replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey

Also great way to get some mallware...unless you're on Linux, than just go on and watch whatever is on the USB.😉

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JackTheRebelCat 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
JackTheRebelCat 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
@JackTheCat@mastodon.scot replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey Recipes? 🤔

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