"People are starving in Venezuela because of me, Iran is on the brink of civil war because of me, Ukrainians are dying because of me, international relations are crumbling because of me, civilians are being gunned down in the streets of Minneapolis because of me, but get your Melania tickets today!"
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Funny that “tickets (are) Selling out, FAST!”.
Amazon produced the film and their own Box Office Mojo site doesn’t list it.
This one is a must watch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-eNduwugmY
@randahl she's been sold out, maybe? Poor soul. Wait, does she have one?
@randahl I firmly believe the whole operation is a money laundering scheme. It was never going to do anything but bomb, but I’ll bet millions changed hands.
@randahl Up to today, I honestly thought that was parody.
Plenty of seats available in the UK!
》UK ticket sales for Melania are so far “soft”, according to Tim Richards, the chief executive of Vue, one of the country’s biggest cinema operators. Just one ticket has been sold for the first 3.10pm screening on Friday at its flagship Islington branch in London, while two have been booked for 6pm.
》At the time of publication, all seats remained available for the 28 screenings of Melania at the Blackburn, Castleford and Hamilton branches.
》The picture was slightly rosier at the Cineworld in Wandsworth, which had sold four tickets, while five backrow seats were also booked at the Cineworld in Broughton.
Ticket pre-sales in the USA are so bad that Amazon are reportedly looking at not releasing box office figures.
UK: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jan/26/melania-trump-documentary-uk-cinemas-vue-soft-sales
@PeterLG that one ticket could be a reviewer from a magazine, who wanted to write the review. 🙂
Fuck this megalomaniac psychopath…
@randahl I wonder if that tangerine cunt knows how many side dudes she has
@randahl Nope, Donnie, you just got it wrong.
The unredacted EPSTEIN FILES are a MUST READ!
@randahl Oh, I'm sorry. I can't make it to the movie. I have to floss my cat.
@randahl
I’d watch anything by Rob Reiner for the millionth time before this abortion of a vanity project. As a famous producer once said, “Include Me Out!”
@randahl "Selling Out"
ROTFLMFAO. :)
The fact that they're selling at all shocks me... Couldn't pay me to watch that trash...
@randahl Melania, or when Bezos caved to Trump. If he only he was half good as his ex-wife MacKenzie Scott.
Love the selling out fast bit. Must be a theater with just one seat.
@randahl I may not go see this one. 🤣🤡
@randahl Telefonisch nur mit einem Trump Phone zu bestellen!