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On a stretcher or in a hearse would be acceptable.
Paddywagon is secondary choice

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Homan is no better

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...did he get stuck in a portapotty there, too?

@heidilifeldman Or, to use his standards for describing events: miniature gestapo thug flees crime scene intending [make up any evil intent you like here] to secret destination.

@heidilifeldman Honest question, when was the last time the head of the Border Patrol was within 100 miles of a border?

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What is this? A battle? They are sending Patton home from the front?

This is ... so bizarre.

What is this guy's position and title?

@heidilifeldman Perhaps he will go to Argentina, like his ideological ancestors.

@heidilifeldman Send him to The Hague