AI salesmen may be slick, but they're not *that* slick. Bosses are easy marks for anyone who dangles the promise of a world where everyone - human *and* machine - follows orders to the letter, and praises you for giving them such clever, clever orders.
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In this other sense of the word, a "professional" is someone bound to a code of conduct that supersedes both the demands of their employer and the demands of the state. Think of a doctor's Hippocratic Oath: having sworn to "first do no harm," a doctor is (literally) duty-bound to refuse orders to harm their patients.
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If a hospital administrator, a police officer or a judge orders a doctor to harm their patient, they are supposed to refuse. Indeed, depending on how you feel about oaths, they are *required* to refuse.
There are many "professions" bound to codes of conduct, policed to a greater or lesser extent by "colleges" or other professional associations, many of which have the power to bar a member from the profession for "professional misconduct."
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Think of lawyers, accountants, medical professionals, librarians, teachers, some engineers, etc.
While all of these fields are very different in terms of the work they do, they share one important trait: they are all fields that AI bros swear will be replaced by chatbots in the near future.
I find this an interesting phenomenon. It's clear to me that chatbots can't do these jobs.
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Sure, there's instances when professionals may choose to make use of some AI tools, and I'm happy to stipulate that when a skilled professional chooses to use AI as an adjunct to their work, it might go well. This is in keeping with my theory that to the extent that AI is useful, it's when its user is a centaur (a person assisted by technology), but that employers dream of making AI's users into *reverse* centaurs (machines who are assisted by people):
https://pluralistic.net/2025/12/05/pop-that-bubble/#u-washington
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A therapist who uses AI to transcribe sessions so they can refresh their memory about an exact phrase while making notes is a centaur. A psychotherapist who monitors 20 chat sessions with LLM "therapists" in order to intervene if the LLM starts telling patients to kill themselves is a "reverse centaur." This situation makes it impossible for them to truly help "their" patients; they are an "accountability sink," installed to absorb the blame when a patient is harmed by the AI.
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Lawyers might use a chatbot to help them format a brief or transcribe a client meeting (centaur)- but when senior partners require their juniors and paralegals to write briefs at inhuman speed (reverse centaur), they are setting themselves up for briefs *full* of "hallucinated" citations:
https://www.damiencharlotin.com/hallucinations/
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