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Jonathan Schofield
Jonathan Schofield
@urlyman@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

I was running steps today and a crowd of teens were hanging out at the top doing teen things.

One of them started singing the theme tune of Rocky III at me (which I greatly appreciated but was too breathless to show).

Unfortunately, he ran out of lyrics to Eye of the Tiger and instead started dry humping his mate and shouting loudly about his penis

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Ronan
Ronan
@ronanmcd@mastodon.green replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@urlyman 😂😱😂

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Jonathan Schofield
Jonathan Schofield
@urlyman@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@ronanmcd …it was quite funny listening over the course of 25 minutes or so to the young lads trying so hard to show off to the girls that were with them and seeing how impressed the girls were

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Ronan
Ronan
@ronanmcd@mastodon.green replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@urlyman epic. It takes some guys decades to realise girls aren't really into hearing endless mickey jokes and boasts. Then there are the guys who never realise

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KeithDPatch
KeithDPatch
@keithdpatch@mastodon.mit.edu replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@ronanmcd @urlyman
Wat this at the Philadelphia Museum of Art Steps? #lmao

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Jonathan Schofield
Jonathan Schofield
@urlyman@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@keithdpatch 😆 not quite as glamorous, and 1/3 as many

@ronanmcd

View along the path at the bottom of the embankment at the south end of Castle Field, Southsea. The castle and its black and white striped lighthouse are in the distance. In the foreground on the left are the bottom of one of the two sets of 24 stone steps up the grassy embankment.
View along the path at the bottom of the embankment at the south end of Castle Field, Southsea. The castle and its black and white striped lighthouse are in the distance. In the foreground on the left are the bottom of one of the two sets of 24 stone steps up the grassy embankment.
View along the path at the bottom of the embankment at the south end of Castle Field, Southsea. The castle and its black and white striped lighthouse are in the distance. In the foreground on the left are the bottom of one of the two sets of 24 stone steps up the grassy embankment.
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Ronan
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@ronanmcd@mastodon.green replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@urlyman @keithdpatch I'd rather be there then Philadelphia though

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