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@catsalad@infosec.exchange  ·  activity timestamp 3 days ago

My first day working at #Verizon
Hope nothing goes wrong...

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Tim Hergert
Tim Hergert
@cjust@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 days ago

@catsalad glad to see you've moved on after that stint at Crowdstrike.

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da_667
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@da_667@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 days ago

@catsalad

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Alexand
Alexand
@djg@toad.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 days ago

@catsalad
The big red button, labeled “Do Not Push” proves too tempting once again.

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@catsalad@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 days ago

@djg It was so SHINY! :3

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Comrade Weez
Comrade Weez
@weezmgk@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 days ago

@catsalad

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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw:
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@catsalad@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 days ago

@weezmgk Oops! 😬

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Comrade Weez
Comrade Weez
@weezmgk@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 days ago

@catsalad just kidding 😼

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b3lt3r
b3lt3r
@b3lt3r@mastodon.b3lt3r.com replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 days ago

@catsalad catastrophic start

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Softwarewolf
Softwarewolf
@faoluin@chitter.xyz replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 days ago

@catsalad Did you chew on the cables again?

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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw:
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@catsalad@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 days ago

@faoluin They looked so tasty!

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isol
isol
@isol@mastodon.au replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 days ago

@catsalad

Oh dear! What did you nudge off the edge of the desk?

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Billy O'Neal
Billy O'Neal
@malwareminigun@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 days ago

@catsalad I got the 'news' an hour after seeing this and came back to say 'did you do this' and only now do I understand

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Nuclear Oatmeal
Nuclear Oatmeal
@NuclearOatmeal@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 days ago

@catsalad

Hey... Didn't you work for azure a while back, right after you left AWS abruptly?

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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw:
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@catsalad@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 days ago

@NuclearOatmeal How did you know? :O

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Nuclear Oatmeal
Nuclear Oatmeal
@NuclearOatmeal@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 days ago

@catsalad

A cat told me.

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Joakim Fors
Joakim Fors
@joakimfors@mastodon.green replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 days ago

@catsalad Should have waited ‘til Friday for that push to prod, as is tradition

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SpaceLifeForm
SpaceLifeForm
@SpaceLifeForm@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 days ago

@catsalad

Apparently everything was fine this morning.

Did you break it? /s

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Aprazeth
Aprazeth
@Aprazeth@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 days ago

@catsalad

Just ask ChatGPT for any code questions, force push to main, and set the Jira to Resolved

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AAKL
AAKL
@AAKL@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 days ago

@catsalad You couldn't resist. 😂

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bazkie, lanparty callgirl
bazkie, lanparty callgirl
@bazkie@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 days ago

@catsalad *explodes*

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Chip Unicorn
Chip Unicorn
@Chip_Unicorn@im-in.space replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 days ago

@catsalad
I believe in you!

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zaire arcana
zaire arcana
@zaire@fedi.absturztau.be replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 days ago

@catsalad@infosec.exchange what is it this time

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FurballsNHairballs
FurballsNHairballs
@ChrisHolladay@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 days ago

@catsalad
I can't hear you
&Sent from my Android device on T-Mobile

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The Psychotic Network Ferret
The Psychotic Network Ferret
@nuintari@mastodon.bsd.cafe replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 days ago

@catsalad Can you hear me now?

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cR0w h0 h0
cR0w h0 h0
@cR0w@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 days ago

@catsalad

--sent from my AT&T iPhone

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cR0w h0 h0
cR0w h0 h0
@cR0w@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 days ago

@catsalad So how did it go? Anything interesting happen?

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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw:
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@catsalad@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 days ago

@cR0w I found the button that wakes everyone up!

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Paco Hope is thankful
Paco Hope is thankful
@paco@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 days ago

@catsalad @cR0w If your coffee doesn’t wake you up in the morning, try dropping a table in production.

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cR0w h0 h0
cR0w h0 h0
@cR0w@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 days ago

@catsalad The worst part of the whole joke is that the Verizon outage isn't even top ten news events today.

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