@impermanen_ A Mexican farmer rolled into town on his ass. A police officer stopped him.

"We are looking for Pancho Villa! Have you seen him?"

The farmer considered. "Have I seen Pancho Villa? Well, it's like this: I was riding along on my way to town, and suddenly Pancho Villa jumped out from behind a tree and brandished his revolver.”

“What could I do? He had a gun, I did not. I stopped.

“Pancho Villa told me to get down off the ass. He had a gun, I did not. I got down from the ass.”

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@impermanen_ So cute

@impermanen_ "See? I said they weren't dead!"