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Ben
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party  ·  activity timestamp 8 hours ago

You know what I really hate? When the Internet asks 'do you want to know what some kid actor from ages ago looks like now'. Apparently unless it's the kid from Neverending Story, Cocoon and D.A.R.Y.L.

We found a techno-wizard living under the bridge and discovered he's a secret CERN scientist genius who lost his mind in the desert and took too many drugs. It's older Barret Oliver and let's just say, he's not too worried about cultural appropriation. Glasses.
We found a techno-wizard living under the bridge and discovered he's a secret CERN scientist genius who lost his mind in the desert and took too many drugs. It's older Barret Oliver and let's just say, he's not too worried about cultural appropriation. Glasses.
We found a techno-wizard living under the bridge and discovered he's a secret CERN scientist genius who lost his mind in the desert and took too many drugs. It's older Barret Oliver and let's just say, he's not too worried about cultural appropriation. Glasses.
Nice young kid with terrible hair and a smug face (sorry)
Nice young kid with terrible hair and a smug face (sorry)
Nice young kid with terrible hair and a smug face (sorry)
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Suzanne she/her
Suzanne she/her
@DrSuzanne@ohai.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 4 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey he looks like my dean. Cultural appropriation and all.

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James 🦉 #FBPE 🇪🇺
James 🦉 #FBPE 🇪🇺
@freequaybuoy@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey Always found it weird how obsessed the internet is with how old you are and making you feel old. I think Facebook started it.

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Ben
Ben
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 5 hours ago

@freequaybuoy

IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT ME

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🎬 John • A Film Nerd • 🎥
🎬 John • A Film Nerd • 🎥
@UKFilmNerd@mastodon.me.uk replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey That reminds me of that urban legend that the geeky kid with glasses from the US TV show The Wonder Years grew up to become Marilyn Manson.

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paul
@amiserabilist@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 7 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey

i asked my dad to take me to the neverending story.

i think he was embarrassed when i started crying.

what great films he was in.

i checked to see what he was doing hoping it was like what @john described.

https://social.gozzys.com/@john/115878967878535094

he is a photographer.

https://web.archive.org/web/20080107200900/http://www.silversteinphotography.com/galleries.php?gid=319

Silverstein Photography

If you are a child actor in Hollywood, you’re gonna have a bad time.
If you are a child actor in Hollywood, you’re gonna have a bad time.
If you are a child actor in Hollywood, you’re gonna have a bad time.
leaves on ground
leaves on ground
leaves on ground
tree branches
tree branches
tree branches
sad photo of the twisted trunk of a sick tree
sad photo of the twisted trunk of a sick tree
sad photo of the twisted trunk of a sick tree
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@jessamyn@glammr.us replied  ·  activity timestamp 7 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey Good on him. Not everyone can get out from under the weight of something like that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xo5_VTkGGjM

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John "Gozzy" Godsland
John "Gozzy" Godsland
@john@social.gozzys.com replied  ·  activity timestamp 8 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey I like to think he took the movie money, invested it wisely, and lives modestly off the proceeds in a small cabin on a ranch where he farms raccoons for their milk and engages in semi-professional beard growing competitions as a passtime.

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for a day, while . . .
for a day, while . . .
@cgsines@mastodon.world replied  ·  activity timestamp 8 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey

I don't know, he looks fine to me. Nice to see he's not on some kind of Tom Cruise trajectory . . .

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int%rmitt]nt sig^al. ...~!...)
@nrmacdonald@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 8 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey
Hell I used to look like this

A photo of a  laddie cried Wee Mac long long ago
A photo of a laddie cried Wee Mac long long ago
A photo of a laddie cried Wee Mac long long ago
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@roknrol@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 8 hours ago

@nrmacdonald @TheBreadmonkey A little me.

My hair has apparently always looked disheveled.

A pic of Rok as a pebble, when he knew how to genuinely smile, wearing a blie sweater but the image is so washed out you can hardly tell.
A pic of Rok as a pebble, when he knew how to genuinely smile, wearing a blie sweater but the image is so washed out you can hardly tell.
A pic of Rok as a pebble, when he knew how to genuinely smile, wearing a blie sweater but the image is so washed out you can hardly tell.
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@alipunk@thecanadian.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 7 hours ago

@roknrol @nrmacdonald @TheBreadmonkey

Black and white photo of toddler Ali wearing 80s sunglasses and a adults hat sitting on someone's shoulders
Black and white photo of toddler Ali wearing 80s sunglasses and a adults hat sitting on someone's shoulders
Black and white photo of toddler Ali wearing 80s sunglasses and a adults hat sitting on someone's shoulders
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Ben
Ben
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 7 hours ago

@alipunk @roknrol @nrmacdonald

I LOVE THIS

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@nrmacdonald@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 7 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey @alipunk @roknrol
youser a good lad

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Ben
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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 8 hours ago

@roknrol @nrmacdonald

LEGEND ALERT

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@roknrol@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 8 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey @nrmacdonald Not exactly sure when everytting went off the rails, but I suspect it was shortly after this pic was taken.

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Ben
Ben
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 8 hours ago

@nrmacdonald

WHAT AN ABSOLUTE CUTIE

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@nrmacdonald@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 8 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey
Yah, it was hell, all the lassies in constant pursuit ,

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@mothninja@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 8 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey AltText 🤣💀

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Dr. Lech-Tay 🫘🍷
@tayfonay@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 hours ago

@mothninja @TheBreadmonkey Ben could record a Master Class on alt text

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Ben
Ben
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 5 hours ago

@tayfonay @mothninja

😊

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Kierkethumbs up convincingly
@Kierkegaanks@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 8 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey

Potus
Potus
Potus
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