Me to #horse: May I pick the crud out of your hooves, sir?
Horse: Sure. May I fart in your face when you’re back there?
Me: <Sigh> Sure, that’s our deal isn’t it?
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@impermanen_ The ancient covenant, passed down for milennia. My horse must be so disappointed every day when she shoves her snout into my pants and I don't return the favor.