The official top of the food pyramid is now a cow, a turkey, and a piece of cheese. https://www.npr.org/2026/01/07/nx-s1-5667021/dietary-guidelines-rfk-jr-nutrition In other news, saturated fats have been reclassified and are now good for you. Sorry for the misunderstanding.
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@carlmalamud wow, they flipped the food pyramid upside down. That's like straight out of South Park
https://southpark.cc.com/video-clips/qcl2i8/south-park-flip-the-pyramid
A cow, a turkey and a piece of cheese
Bad nutrition advice, if you please
But, must obey the holes in the brain
Who has taken over the public health refrain
I guess we should be glad at least
The top of this brand new feast
Wasn't roadkill and raw bear meat
Washed down with raw milk and pig's feet
#poem (human)
@carlmalamud As far as I'm concerned, the top of the food pyramid has always been cheesecake.