@fishidwardrobe @catsalad "Let me squirt you a copilot."
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Microsoft earned already their new and fitting name as MicroSlob. 🤪🤣
I just want to buy sloppilot.ai and redirect it to microsoft.com
@catsalad Nadella should change his name too
[2026-02-14] Microsoft: "To show our dedication, each member of our senior executive team has legally changed their name to «Copilot»"
[2026-03-14] Microsoft: "In solidarity with the senior executive team, all employees are now required to legally change their name to «Copilot»"
[2026-04-01] Microsoft: "As part of our continuing mission to extend Copilot to all areas of life, all employees' family members & pets will now have their names legally changed to «Copilot»"
The successor to Clippy will truly manifest the Paperclip game 😉
@catsalad Waiting on Teams to be rebranded as Copilot Collab
@catsalad that would be so Meta
@catsalad I took the time to kludge this together so I might as well use it.
@catsalad the Zuck probably wants to do that with Meta (formally Facebook)
@catsalad Welcome to our new and maybe secure operating system: cOSpilot, resistance is futile!
@catsalad anyone say yet: Copy-a-lot?, 
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@catsalad Microsoft cope-a-lot
@catsalad and sack all the humans.
