Time to crank up the old $DAYJOB craptop and see what fuckery is afoot
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@jpm my computers were very reluctant to get started this morning. I think they’re sentient.
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I’m sure that’s fine
Outlook has frozen. I’m sure that’s fine.
I have rebooted after installing updates. Outlook thinks it will take another 3 hours to PREPARE to delete about 70,000 unread emails
@jpm boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I delete emails on company time
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If you need these kinds of industrial-strength email filters, then your system monitoring is fundamentally fucked
@jpm I’m sure that’s fine. 
@jpm I’m sure that’s fine. :dumpster_fire_gif:
@jpm it's a day ending in Y, after all - it would be more unusual for it to work smoothly
