Since absolutely no one is asking for it, here's what I imagine an #MTG Secret Lair of P-Funk themed reprints should look like.
This is the result of an exhaustive 35 minutes of Scryfall scrolling while listening to Funkentelechy vs. The Placebo Syndrome.
Free Your Mind...
...Your Ass Will Follow
(Azor's Gateway/Sanctum of the Sun)
Chocolate City
(City of Brass)
"We love you, CC."
Bop Gun
(Amulet of Kroog)
"When the Syndrome is around, don't let your guard down."
Placebo Syndrome
(Pacifism, possibly Pestilence)
"When your ups lift you down
Your placebo is too weak
You're in the syndrome"
Flashlight
(Aetherflux Conduit, Aladdin's Lamp)
"Everybody's got a little light, under the sun."
The Mother ship
(Dawnsire, Sunstar Dreadnaught)
"We have come to reclaim the pyramids."
Unfunky UFO
(Artifact TK)
"We're unfunky and we're obsolete, and we're out of time."
Starchild, Protector of the Pleasure Principle
(Planeswalker: Teferi, Timebender)
Sir Nose D Voidoffunk
(Planeswalker: Ashiok, Nightmare Weaver)
The Clones of Doctor Funkenstein
(Golem Foundry)
"The concept of specially-designed Afronauts capable of funkatizing galaxies ... was later repossessed and placed among the secrets of the pyramids."
WOTC get in my DMs.
Free Your Mind...
...Your Ass Will Follow
(Azor's Gateway/Sanctum of the Sun)
Chocolate City
(City of Brass)
"We love you, CC."
Bop Gun
(Amulet of Kroog)
"When the Syndrome is around, don't let your guard down."
Placebo Syndrome
(Pacifism, possibly Pestilence)
"When your ups lift you down
Your placebo is too weak
You're in the syndrome"
Flashlight
(Aetherflux Conduit, Aladdin's Lamp)
"Everybody's got a little light, under the sun."
The Mother ship
(Dawnsire, Sunstar Dreadnaught)
"We have come to reclaim the pyramids."
Unfunky UFO
(Artifact TK)
"We're unfunky and we're obsolete, and we're out of time."
Starchild, Protector of the Pleasure Principle
(Planeswalker: Teferi, Timebender)
Sir Nose D Voidoffunk
(Planeswalker: Ashiok, Nightmare Weaver)
The Clones of Doctor Funkenstein
(Golem Foundry)
"The concept of specially-designed Afronauts capable of funkatizing galaxies ... was later repossessed and placed among the secrets of the pyramids."
