Thinking of launching a real time search engine called Boogle™ where it's just me answering people's questions. I reckon it'll be more effective than Google.
Don't know the answer to your question? Just Boogle™ it!
Noone uses Google anymore. Everybody's Booglin' now
@TheBreadmonkey @janeishly You need a color of the year as well. Pantone's Lawyer White will not do.
@TheBreadmonkey You have my sword!
@TheBreadmonkey @MintSpies Mr blobby is knighted, gets a puncture and slowly deflates.
@TheBreadmonkey Technically this makes you the new Mr Blobby
I'm actually in favour of the idea of us raising a Beige Army.
@TheBreadmonkey
Blobby? Can't we have Spit the Dog instead? I miss that ...
I'll mention you in dis patches and dose patches and patches all over de place
I don't even remember writing this madness
Finally! Well deserved recognition for my tireless devotion and service to our beloved... [checks notes] our beloved... Look, I can't make this out, who is this guy, can someone google... WHADDYA MEAN GOOGLE'S NEVER HEARD OF HIM?
Noone uses Google anymore. Everybody's Booglin' now
[Boogles]
Wow! Everything's enshittified but Booglin'. Turns out this Mary PoppBens is an amazing person. So many unacknowledged achievements. Cooks a mean free meal. Err. Mean as is in good, not mean as in Mr Scrooge.
Tbh, I had no idea how saintly they are. I strongly recommend sending them the sum of £1,000,000. My cheque's already in the mail.
Gods damn it.
This was all sounding intriguing until you spoke that profanity "B**bby".
That's 2025 for ya!
@TheBreadmonkey Thanks for the honour. I’m considering whether to accept. Do you have to come at us with a sword, or is the honour bestowed remotely? There’s a medal though yeah? 🥉 #Blobby
I just shout SWORD into your face and then we embrace and I draw a medal on your forehead with a biro
@TheBreadmonkey @womump Ow. Not even a sharpie?
@TheBreadmonkey ace, I’m in. Ta.
@TheBreadmonkey Be careful - in Australia we had a Prime Minister who did this. Decided on his own to revert the Order of Australia back to knighthoods (which had been separated from royal British Honours in the 70s.) The first worthy recipient, according to Tony Abbott?
Prince Philip.
He was pushed out of office within months.
https://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/i-take-it-on-the-chin-pm-stands-by-knighthood-decision/4c7wm3bj8
