We don't have to listen to all those people. We can just do our own stuff. I am deciding what the word of the year for 2025 is and who is receiving my special new year honours (not a euphemism). I am knighting you all. MBEs and CBEs and OBEs for all. Order of the Benish Empire. It entitles you to call yourself whatever the hell you want and you can redeem it against a free meal round at my gaff. Also everyone has to be nice to you or we'll raise an army to destroy them. Word of the year is Blobby.
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@TheBreadmonkey
Blobby? Can't we have Spit the Dog instead? I miss that ...
I'll mention you in dis patches and dose patches and patches all over de place
Finally! Well deserved recognition for my tireless devotion and service to our beloved... [checks notes] our beloved... Look, I can't make this out, who is this guy, can someone google... WHADDYA MEAN GOOGLE'S NEVER HEARD OF HIM?
Noone uses Google anymore. Everybody's Booglin' now
[Boogles]
Wow! Everything's enshittified but Booglin'. Turns out this Mary PoppBens is an amazing person. So many unacknowledged achievements. Cooks a mean free meal. Err. Mean as is in good, not mean as in Mr Scrooge.
Tbh, I had no idea how saintly they are. I strongly recommend sending them the sum of £1,000,000. My cheque's already in the mail.
Gods damn it.
This was all sounding intriguing until you spoke that profanity "B**bby".
That's 2025 for ya!
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party Maybe an Order of the Bennish Empire and an Earldom. Then I could be an EarlOBE.
(originally from I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again)
(originally from I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again)
@TheBreadmonkey Thanks for the honour. I’m considering whether to accept. Do you have to come at us with a sword, or is the honour bestowed remotely? There’s a medal though yeah? 🥉 #Blobby
I just shout SWORD into your face and then we embrace and I draw a medal on your forehead with a biro
@TheBreadmonkey ace, I’m in. Ta.
@TheBreadmonkey Be careful - in Australia we had a Prime Minister who did this. Decided on his own to revert the Order of Australia back to knighthoods (which had been separated from royal British Honours in the 70s.) The first worthy recipient, according to Tony Abbott?
Prince Philip.
He was pushed out of office within months.
https://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/i-take-it-on-the-chin-pm-stands-by-knighthood-decision/4c7wm3bj8
