So YouTube and Mojo want me to watch a video entitled "10 Most Surprising Celebrity Downfalls in 2025."

And I am NOT going to watch this video, but the thumbnail? Is Mickey Rourke.

Now look, I'm not a judgmental person, but if you asked me to list every famous actor I know on a scale of "most to least likely to absolutely fucking implode at any minute" I can assure you that Mickey Rourke would always be pretty high on that list. I am not at all surprised, Mojo.