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We are so sappy.

@lowqualityfacts the average Canadian is 75% ample syrup

@lowqualityfacts can this be the secret of their famous niceness? If so, can we forcefeed the dark triad folks?

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Can confirm.

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Canadian here. What is this "water"? Is it any good?

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Maple syrup actually comes from Canadian veins. Vampires tap us and bottle our blood.

@lowqualityfacts How much maple syrup does water consume?