Environmental storytelling 🐾
Environmental storytelling 🐾
@catsalad cats are always on the wrong side of a door, so open!
@catsalad got that betrayal face of reality dude. 🥹
«OPEN THE HOUSE DOOR, @catsalad»
@catsalad That was me taking out the garbage last night in the snow in my pajamas (I was briefly locked out).
@catsalad I mean, it was ultimately fine (although brr, cold fingers!)
me: *knocks on closed window*
8yo: "What?"
me: "Please open the gate!"
8yo: "I can't hear you" [note - it was an old leaky shitty window, I could hear her just fine]
me: "OPEN THE GATE"
8yo: "I CAN'T HEAR YOU"
me: "GET MOMMY"
8yo: "MOMMY SAYS 'WHAT?'"
me: *angrily* "GET MOMMY OVER HERE."
8yo: "WHAT??"
(After a few more rounds of that, the 8yo finally brought her over to click the button to open the gate.)
@catsalad Wasn't that AI? Something dawns on me that yes :/
Didn’t like it, now let me in!
@catsalad about 10 steps further into the snow than our cat used to go
@catsalad
I strongly assume AI slop in this picture
@catsalad Yeah, maybe not 🥶
@catsalad ⏫ a cat version of the famous ducks running out into the cold and then turning around and running right back again
🤣🤣
"I thought you'd warm it up first. None of this is acceptable."
@catsalad "why did not you tell me enough times snow is cold, human?"
@catsalad My cat would get so mad at me for cold weather. I don't know what he thought I could do. 😸
@catsalad credo che abbia capito che ci ho provato ma è evidente che le condizioni sono estreme e che una bufera da un momento all'altro potrebbe portare via ogni cosa.
Ovviamente atterrerei da applauso e ritroverei la strada di casa ma certo non potrei garantire di non raccontare la terribile esperienza a tutti gli arredi della casa, e sai quanto essi siano sensibili ai miei racconti.
@catsalad I saw exactly that in St Andrews, Scotland, some time in the 1980s.
@catsalad Ask the ktty "how'd that work out for you?"
@catsalad same energy
@catsalad That look. It carries an ultimatum with it.
@catsalad clearly showing the point of NOPE, return.
@catsalad Cat: "Hey, let me in again, that was enough nature for today. I did my part. Oh come on, don't give me the look, you know i'm moody!"
@catsalad mother how could you do this to me make it warmer