The kids were discussing what things their primary-school aged friends¹ get "for free" based upon their parents' occupations.
"Lemony's parents are lawyers, so they get free legal advice."
"Gazza's parents are both builders, so they get free renovations!"
"Paul, you and mum are both, uh, software developers? Developer operators? Network computerers? So we get… uh…"
Me: "No ads. You get everything without ads."
"Oh yeah!!! We do!!!"
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¹ Friends' names changed to protect the innocent