Linus T.: "Anybody who uses that metric is too stupid to work at a tech company."
Linus S.: "You do know who you just said that about, right?"
Linus T.: "… No."
Linus S.: "Oh… Ah… he was a prominent figure in the – ah – improved efficiency of the US government recently…"
Linus T.: "Oh! Apparently I was spot on!"
Laughter in the background