I basically tick all of the boxes here!
Aristocrat, 79, offers $65,000 for wife who can manage two castles, can handle a shotgun and is a 'good breeder'
https://www.themirror.com/news/weird-news/aristocrat-searching-wife-good-breeder-1525428
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@TheBreadmonkey @wilpercy AND he’s just a baronet.
@TheBreadmonkey @wilpercy uh, I cost more than that. I mean I’ve got a lineage to, Lord Gittly
@TheBreadmonkey Such a charmer! Can you believe he is single?
@TheBreadmonkey Get a pre-nup, and train the dogs to catch and eat him.
Nothing of value lost there.
@TheBreadmonkey why on earth is he paying in $ for a job in Somerset? That’s only £50k for a helicopter pilot, land manager, money launderee and gamekeeper all rolled into one. What a cheapskate.
@TheBreadmonkey Bruh don’t sell yourself short! You can totally get $1,250,000
@TheBreadmonkey Proficiency with a shotgun seems like the most sensible requirement in the list. I wonder if his ex-wife slipped that one in there somehow.
@TheBreadmonkey 65k is a very low offer. You can make more than that with 9-5 just managing 2 castles I would expect.
@TheBreadmonkey Sadly I am a Scorpio which for some reason rules me out. Such a disappointment, he sounds like Prince Charming himself!
@TheBreadmonkey Just dudes being dudes.
@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey He doesn't need a wife so much as a tailor, that suit's as old as his castles.
Just going hunting for game with *checks notes* an AK47 and a Tommy Gun
That dog has seen some shit
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@TheBreadmonkey @woe2you @Nickiquote TBF it makes sense to get tooled up if there is what seems to be a panther on the loose?
@internetsdairy @TheBreadmonkey @woe2you
You can’t even shoot panthers in Somerset any more, because of Woke.
https://www.bridgwatermercury.co.uk/news/10574572._Beast_of_North_Newton__caught_on_camera/
@TheBreadmonkey @woe2you @Nickiquote That is Patrick Stuart carrys a pug into battle levels of mad.
@TheBreadmonkey $65k daily I take it?
@TheBreadmonkey welp, good to get today's search for Most Batshit Person done early I guess.
I do reeeeally want to meet the person who answers the ad though, because I think she might be a hoot.
@TheBreadmonkey the “good breeder” in the heading is so gross that I just assumed he was referring to animals until hearing otherwise.
