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@TheBreadmonkey the “good breeder” in the heading is so gross that I just assumed he was referring to animals until hearing otherwise.

@TheBreadmonkey "Slade has a daughter, Violet, with Sahara Sunday Spain" no way that's a real person

@TheBreadmonkey Unfortunately am over 5'6" and with neither driver's no shotgun license, but that can be areanged? Otherwise all boxes ticked, I don't need the Guardian, there's much more-far-left newspapers out there :3

I'd consider myself a good breeder, although I doubt I'll be able to produce a hair. But considering he'd probably consider me male, can't he just adopt me to be his son? Basically two birds with one stone (or rifle): I'd fulfill both the "duties" as his wife and the expectations of a male heir.

He then can also fully indulge in his aristocratic incestuous daddy/lb kink with a wife that's also officially considered his own son.

@TheBreadmonkey getting a young wife and then arming her sounds like a risky strategy

@TheBreadmonkey Don’t think I could marry someone with the same name.

@TheBreadmonkey Dear lord, it will his deformed sperm causing multiple miscarriages for the unfortunate applicant.

Not worth $65K.

@TheBreadmonkey Yeah, but how is your ballroom dancing, Ben? That seems important to Sir Benjie.

LOL, "helicopter license is a bonus."

The more I read the funnier it gets. He wants an accountant, helicopter pilot, estate-managing, wealthy best friend sex doll, but only if they're white. Also they must have their own coat of arms. 👍