Tomorrow Trump is scheduled to pardon a turkey ahead of Thanksgiving, which is surprising, because as far as I know, no poultry of any kind were involved with the January 6 insurrection.
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Tomorrow Trump is scheduled to pardon a turkey ahead of Thanksgiving, which is surprising, because as far as I know, no poultry of any kind were involved with the January 6 insurrection.
perhaps there's a turkey with a history of sexual misconduct, grift, or cryptocurrency crimes?
@mattblaze how much did the turkey pay for the pardon? $50 million towards the #epsteinballroom ?
@mattblaze Shame on you. You're supposed to use a content warning for fowl language.
@mattblaze Really, I saw a lot of turkeys shouting all over Washington that day, and Josh Hawley certainly turned chicken.
@mattblaze There may be the odd goose running around🤔
@mattblaze probably Ghislaines turkey
@mattblaze I had it on my calendar that a war with Venezuela will start tomorrow. Glad to hear things are being rescheduled.
Chickenshits, ~~one and all~~ each and every one of them.
@mattblaze The turkey had a good friend who purchased 2 million of the meme coin. That'll get him a pardon for sure
Perhaps he’ll be pardoning himself.
@mattblaze Finally someone deserving of a pardon.
@mattblaze The turkey made a lot of donations to the new ballroom.
That's fine, he'll use it to boost his new $TURKEY memecoin.
@mattblaze But that turkey paid a lot to get that pardon just like all other trump pardon recipients.
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