@catsalad going to bed

@catsalad I recommend buying Christmas gifts in October and November.

@catsalad Balvenie Caribbean Cask. Neat.

@catsalad sleeping in

@catsalad a rice cooker. Easiest way to cook good rice so far

@catsalad Satisfactory, by Coffee Stain Studios. It's not the first factory-builder game, and I don't even think it's the first 3D one, but it is my very favorite one. I've played for over 1400 hours across 5-and-change total saves, and - with exceptions for "built the same kind of thing in the same kind of place" (there are areas of the map that lend themselves exceptionally well to specific functions, and the map is the same for each save) - they are all different.

I'm not even very GOOD at it, either - there's people out there crafting architectural masterpieces whereas I tend to just have lots of floating "shelves" of machines. That's okay though - it lends itself pretty evenly well to just about any (genre-appropriate) playstyle.

Is it a perfect game? FUCK no. But it's damn good, and I want more people to enjoy it with me.

@catsalad note to self: reply to this when you're back at your big keyboard

@catsalad a lion

@catsalad A hot bath/shower with regular lights off and just a string of fairy lights in the window, clean comfy clothes, a nice pot of tea, a heated super-plush throw blanket, and a (digital or hard copy) stack of well-written books in your favorite genre. If digital, an e-ink screen to read them on. Add non-human companions as desired.*

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*Cats, dogs, affectionate boa, roomba, furby with the speaker disabled, Mothman, M-113 of Regulus VIII, Superman, whatever.

@catsalad Cat cuddles... 😸

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I recommend everyone unclench their jaws, stretch, and let out the primal noise they've been suppressing. Maybe hydrate. #SelfCare

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Cheese. Wine. Dance.

@catsalad disappearing into the woods to become a local legend used to threaten unruly children into behaving.

@catsalad couch naps

@catsalad LSD, weed and grappa.
Together.
Oh, and a cat curled on your lap afterwards.

@catsalad Walk it off…to the chocolate store.

@catsalad you could try pizza

@catsalad A recommendation machine.

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-Hugging your loved ones (provided they consent)
- Being grateful for what you have
Sharing what you can to those less fortunate
- Ripping a fart when you have IBS is gambling your dignity, underwear, and community standing
- Using a password manager

@catsalad I just had a coconut daquiri w/o alcohol, and it tasted like a melted coconut paleta. So rich.

So daiquiris.

@catsalad naps.

@catsalad Cheese.

@catsalad naps

@catsalad Yes

@catsalad sleep

@catsalad I don’t recommend it

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Overthrowing capitalism.

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@catsalad
Gruesome short stories.

They are like eating spicey peanuts

@catsalad visit to local cat cafe?

@catsalad Broccoli